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enigmaestro

This isn't a blank check, April.

[Beat...]

But if you're using your feminine wiles to secure his updated secrets, I'll allow the ensemble.

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aggressiveapathy

I kinda figured that was implied.

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enigmaestro

I didn't want to be accused of sexism.

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aggressiveapathy

Yeah. That would really be the tipping point for your reputation. But spy and seduce are like synonymous.

From:

enigmaestro

Whatever method suits your angle most, just remember: he's fourteen and incredibly lonely.

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aggressiveapathy

Mm. If I get arrested for being a pedo I want a lawyer with a fancy sounding name. And no fun ties. Or fake tans.

But...anything you wanted me to say to him. Specifically.

From:

enigmaestro

I'll pick you a lawyer I would for myself, how's that for a promise?

As for the script, ah, I only really have objectives. I want to know who he's depending on.

From:

aggressiveapathy

That's it?

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enigmaestro

To begin with, yes. You're going to build a rapport with him.

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aggressiveapathy

If this ends in marriage I'm out. I always call being the cradle in these May-December ones.

From:

enigmaestro

Please, I'd bemoan to see you married off so soon after your last.

From:

aggressiveapathy

It's been what. A couple months. That's like a million years to me.

From:

enigmaestro

One wonders how you ever survive through an arduous workday such as ours.

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aggressiveapathy

My torment is eternal, okay. But there's seriously nothing? Not even a 'told you so' you want me to drop on him?

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enigmaestro

No, that's far too deeply a clue. He'd conclude that I was behind you and -- well, April, he's rather -- he's homicidal.

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aggressiveapathy

So you're sending me. I kinda missed that I was failing that bad at the whole assistant thing.

[Sarcastic? Hard to tell.]

But okay, fine. Whatever. Just normal stalking.

From:

enigmaestro

I don't think he'll want to hurt you off the bat, mind, you're a pretty girl. But if he had any idea I maneuvered you towards him -- well.

I wouldn't inquire your interest, April, if I didn't think you cunning enough. You know that.

From:

aggressiveapathy

Mm. I'll live, I guess.

Or come back and want, like. A hundred vacation days. I've never died before.

From:

enigmaestro

Just listen to everything I say, and you'll be fine.

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aggressiveapathy

So. Be pretty and never mention you. Okay.

From:

enigmaestro

Take an interest in Julius Caesar or Genghis Khan, it'll be an icebreaker. He's sort of enamored with conquerors of old.

Don't mention ideas like communism.