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[viced]

I don't fucking like it either.

Edward is one of my best friends.

[aggressiveapathy]

so
you've got a master plan or something
right

[viced]

I'm...trying. I'm working on it. Things like this take time, and Edward isn't exactly being civil.

[aggressiveapathy]

well
get it done before the one year anniversary
i'm probably gonna stab him
if it goes on too long

[viced]

Why'd you tell me that? Now I don't have plausible deniability.

[aggressiveapathy]

don't worry
you will

[ spoiler: it will be a raccoon murder squad. not stabbing. ]

[viced]

Right, okay. For Edward's health, I'll try to do better.

[aggressiveapathy]

good outlook
just remember
any terrible accidents that happen one year from now
are probably just that

[viced]

Yeah.

Or maybe I'll give them your number.

[aggressiveapathy]

mm
as your professional minion?
might not look good

[viced]

Are you blackmailing me...

[aggressiveapathy]

i am stating a series of facts
what
did you seriously think i worked for totally free

[viced]

No, I guess not.

Especially with as much as I make you work, right?

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
i should get one free murder a year

[viced]

Not happening, April. No murders. Or anything illegal.

[aggressiveapathy]

got it
;)

[viced]

No winking face!

[aggressiveapathy]

solve the problems first
that's the only thing
that can purge the ;)

[viced]

Ugh, fine.
I'm solving every other problem, may as well do that too, right?

[aggressiveapathy]

you got it
bring the band back together
before the tragic spin off attempts become public

[viced]

You realize he may not comply anyway, right? Edward isn't exactly...

April, he's not going to be forced.

[aggressiveapathy]

kinky
but you're the political mastermind
work it

[viced]

Ugh.
Fine, I'll make it happen.

[aggressiveapathy]

okay
your wedding debt is settled
no toaster needed

[heavyhitter]

snt there anywherein vegas that will put ice cream on a bagle for methis si bullshit