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[aggressiveapathy]

seeing as i don't work there
it's less embezzling
and more theft
so
cool
i'll let her know she's slacking with this petty crime stuff

[infomodder]

i've already put papers in order for if i leave here
there are three other names on the shop
Abigail
a guy i did a lot of work for at the marinas
he does the fishing stuff i can't because of the new job
and you are set as beneficiary
so yes
it's yours as much as it is mine
in case of emergency

[aggressiveapathy]

eh
guess i can live with white collar crime
you are leaving me a lawyer too
and all

[will. we do not seriously talk about vanishing, hush]

[infomodder]

jeff's been texting me too
are you giving him a lot of shit
you should give him more
i think that's how he bonds

[aggressiveapathy]

ugh
no
i can't
that's not what my shit giving is about
god
now i'm gonna have to eat one of his salads
to throw him off guard

[infomodder]

might work doubly if you ate half of it
before you drenched the entire thing in ranch
creamy fatty dressing on his healthy salads

[aggressiveapathy]

he might expect that
after the whole
burning of the froyo incident
you've missed a *week*

[infomodder]

i'm never leaving home again
i can't believe i missed guy fawkes froyo

[aggressiveapathy]

it was for freedom and justice
but there may be more fires
when the boys find out you've been sleeping around

[infomodder]

please don't tell?

[aggressiveapathy]

no promises
but you might be able to make it worth my while

[infomodder]

might?
i'm at your mercy
name it

[aggressiveapathy]

that's everyday
i'll think of something special
by the time you're back
so like
2020?

[infomodder]

[Ten minute delay.]

i'm negotiating the finer details
but no
should be before this month is out
might even be this weekend

[theminotaur]

None, actually. At least not when they took me out. But for my first time being taken out in handcuffs, I'm not sure I needed fire. You know, save something for next time?

[aggressiveapathy]

negotiating?
he's not getting any of my selfies as part of the deal
from you
he has to ask for those himelf

[aggressiveapathy]

[She makes a small noise of agreement at that. Not like this was going to be the last time Will went out to run errands for his boyfriend. Not now that that were done with the trial separation for the time being.

Better to leave things to work towards.]

Liberated the zoo? Infected the water supply...for the city library?

[infomodder]

no one will ever get those selfies from me
call me possessive
i don't think he'll ask either
he should know better

[aggressiveapathy]

true
it would mean him talking about something not you for more than the bargained five minutes
and possessive works
just
more easily from close range

[infomodder]

you can train him out of that
i'll teach you if you want to know how
when i get back
and reclaim the spot your other window men have undoubtedly been keeping warm in the meantime

[aggressiveapathy]

does it involve spray bottles
or tasers
or something with bees

[infomodder]

yes
only converted to verbal format
and i know very well that you are capable
of causing the same effect as all those things listed with your words

[aggressiveapathy]

:(
go focus on making dark deals with your boyfriend
it's no fun when you say things like that
and we can't make out after

[infomodder]

you got it
if all works out i should be back by saturday
we can go to the swear in if you want
after the bath and delousing and flea dip and showing you how much i missed you
:)

[aggressiveapathy]

or you can go to it as is
with me
and just look at fred
from across the room
with judgement