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[currentcy]

Moms. [ Awkward chuckle. ] Yeah. Mine too. You pick up a habit or two, I guess.

[ Ahrmmm. ]

I'm only assuming they won't kick me out or something.

[aggressiveapathy]

Mm. I think that only happens if you catch on fire from the holy water or made out in the pews once or something.

[Beat]

So. I might be in more trouble on this one.

[Implying she's going? Yup.]

[currentcy]

[ That pleases him. ]

If anyone has a problem with it I'll light them up like a freaking Christmas tree. It's church, how they can keep people away?

[aggressiveapathy]

[That gets a laugh]

Making the baby jesus cry might put us on the naughty list.

[currentcy]

He's not a baby anymore, I think he can handle it.

[aggressiveapathy]

I don't know. His dad's kinda a jerk.

[currentcy]

Usually for a reason.

[aggressiveapathy]

Like priest barbeque-

Hm. Are we even going to one with a priest?

[currentcy]

Yeah -- well, I figured it'd be the whole proper service thing.

[aggressiveapathy]

Hm. So straight up catholic or something? Okay.

Do I have to dress up.

[currentcy]

I guess we probably should. At least a little bit, get in the spirit and everything.

[aggressiveapathy]

I can do that.

[Oh, Max. There is no little dressing up.]

[currentcy]

Great.

I'm kind of out of practice with the whole thing.

[aggressiveapathy]

It's been going on for like a million years. How much could change in...like, what. A year?

[currentcy]

I don't know. It's been a few years since I've gone. At least five.

[aggressiveapathy]

But you want to go now.

[currentcy]

Seems like the right thing to do.

[ Because of all the death. Also if the world doesn't end isn't that reason enough... ]

[aggressiveapathy]

If that's what you want...

But I get New Years.

[currentcy]

What do you do on New Years?

[aggressiveapathy]

It's a month away. I don't know. But it's gonna be amazing.

[currentcy]

All right. But I like getting stupid on New Year's and then forgetting about it the next day.

[aggressiveapathy]

That's a given. It's just. My first one in a real city. It has to be more than a gay party and falling asleep on the skating pond.

[currentcy]

Your first one, really? We'll have to figure something out.

[aggressiveapathy]

I'm from Indiana, dude. One year a possum chewed through the powerlines and the town elders called it the end of the world. We almost burned someone at a stake to lift the curse. That was my single most exciting New Years.

[currentcy]

[ Laughs. Sorry April but wow Indiana sucks. ]

You into shit like going up the Statue of Liberty?