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Date: 2015-11-28 07:44 pm (UTC)
infomodder: because my wife loves me for my cunnilingus AYO (do you love me for my cunning)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
you can be sick of murder AND thanksgiving

[Can April imagine her husband has enough exasperation to spare for holiday seasons and serial killers? Wait til he refuses to leave the bed on Black Friday.]

besides
what are holidays for
if not to torture your loved ones?

Date: 2015-11-28 11:07 pm (UTC)
infomodder: something something sinnamon roll breadsticks meme hello fellow tumblr kids (being a shitty person)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
if he doesn't wanna be homeless for the holidays
he knows what needs doing

Date: 2015-11-28 11:12 pm (UTC)
infomodder: it's highly likely i'm not listening because i know i'm about to get a rolled up newspaper spankin' (maybe i'm not listening)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
our six month anniversary was less than two weeks ago
we could have a vow renewal
people might give us things
for free

Date: 2015-11-28 11:20 pm (UTC)
infomodder: there's a bad moon on the rise (looks like we're in for nasty weather)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
ireland?
spain?

Date: 2015-11-28 11:36 pm (UTC)
infomodder: and tearing us all apart lisa ain't got shit on him (sharing his jars of blood)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
oh
is it time to introduce me to the other vampire royalty?

Date: 2015-11-28 11:46 pm (UTC)
infomodder: even though i actually kind of am (it's not like i'm covered in blood)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
are we going to start a war with them?

Date: 2015-11-29 12:07 am (UTC)
infomodder: come on look at us we're like butch cassidy and the sundance kid! (we're not enemies are we)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
perfect spot to ring in the new year
i'll get on travel plans next week

text;

Date: 2015-11-30 10:29 pm (UTC)
infomodder: WHAT A HAPPY FUCK (will graham: doing okay)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
btw are you down for having a Christmas dinner with Frederick and Raina?

Date: 2015-12-01 02:11 am (UTC)
infomodder: feelin like a freight train in need of a haircut (it's just one of those days)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
at theirs

Date: 2015-12-01 02:22 am (UTC)
infomodder: this world is damned (verger babies)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
the dogs were not invited

[except for will]

Date: 2015-12-01 02:30 am (UTC)
infomodder: we go everywhere together (my beloved monster and me)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
only if you consider something close to traditional family meals punishment

Date: 2015-12-01 02:32 am (UTC)
infomodder: think about it for a second—aw yes made you puke (tho i am a bass man)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
if i was asking i'd have used a ?
yes you were
so i'm asking
would you please join me for a Christmas dinner with Frederick and Raina?

Date: 2015-12-01 02:39 am (UTC)
infomodder: actually being a raging douchebag, no one is surprised (lookin like a qt)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
<3
<3
<3
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