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Date: 2016-02-13 03:09 am (UTC)
glitterateur: sugarplums (my dick is in the shop)
From: [personal profile] glitterateur
[On this, the most important romance-related holiday of the year, April receives a card delivered by a flying pig. The pig was probably supposed to look sort of like cupid, as is appropriate for the day, but Mabel made the wings way more bat-like than cherubic. That does not stop it from being kind of wary of any nearby raccoons.

There’s a small chocolate heart taped to the back, and a little note: Happy Valentine’s Day! Have the best day EVER!!
]

Date: 2016-04-12 12:04 am (UTC)
infomodder: kawaii kouhai game strong ((◡‿◡✿))
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[April gets a picture! A selfie of Will sitting in a chair in front of a travel poster, all very waiting room-esque. How sexy.]

if you could go to any country for a week
which one would you choose


[He is not about to list deals or whatever because all he cares about is where April wants to go, not the price.]

Date: 2016-04-12 02:20 am (UTC)
infomodder: don't you wanna hang out (killing your dad felt super good)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
it'll be a month from now
Australia still your desire in four weeks?

Date: 2016-04-12 02:24 am (UTC)
infomodder: you look ready to vomit blood let me get the barf bag (aren't you glad we're hanging out?)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
wherever you wanna go
it's your birthday

Date: 2016-04-12 02:33 am (UTC)
infomodder: feelin like a freight train in need of a haircut (it's just one of those days)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
play with the snakes for your entertainment?

Date: 2016-04-12 02:39 am (UTC)
infomodder: that's now in my hands you really need some divine intervention (god bless your sweet soul)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
you can't help that you're ssssssssssssssssssexy

[Just like snake hiss jokes.]

Date: 2016-04-12 02:47 am (UTC)
infomodder: what the hell even are you going to put in me do i want to know do i really want to know (this might have been a bad idea.)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[A few minutes later...]

doing this to me in public
is that a thing you're into

Date: 2016-04-12 02:54 am (UTC)
infomodder: nobody gets an uwu because nobody deserves it (/handchin)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
making me feel sexy about YOUR ssssssssssssssssexy

Date: 2016-04-12 03:00 am (UTC)
infomodder: wait this is liver there are no bones writing you up on yelp asap (think i got a bone stuck in my teeth)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
and get arrested?
not today

Date: 2016-04-12 03:03 am (UTC)
infomodder: outta prison 10 minutes that dog's back a-huntin (aw hell)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
but travel arrangements wouldn't get made!

Date: 2016-04-12 03:14 am (UTC)
infomodder: WHAT A HAPPY FUCK (will graham: doing okay)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
:9
i'll drink to that

Date: 2016-04-13 02:52 am (UTC)
infomodder: this world is damned (verger babies)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
this week is our anniversary
next month's your birthday
i wanted to celebrate
really celebrate

Date: 2016-04-13 03:12 am (UTC)
infomodder: something something sinnamon roll breadsticks meme hello fellow tumblr kids (being a shitty person)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
just to do it
or to bring the dingo back?
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