So you don't really know me but I know Will and he told me you guys got married like a month ago?
Anyway I wanted to get you guys a wedding present but when I asked what you liked he said animals and art made out of garbage and I wasn't really sure if he was joking or not but that's what I got you anyway so if you don't like it I'm totally comfortable blaming him.
Congratulations on being married!
-Jaime
PS if you don't actually like art garbage you can throw it out. The dude who makes them looked like there might be something living in his beard but his stuff looked pretty cool
[And in the package: A doll from Ratatouille, which is legit, and something that bears a vague approximation of these garbage sculptures, albeit a little more badly put together, and using clunkier trash, which is a great deal less legit because he did in fact purchase it from a man at a rickety stall who looked like he had things living in his facial hair. Ah, artists.
Congratulations on being married, April. You now have weird presents from some kid you don't really know. Win-win.]
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Date: 2015-06-20 12:22 am (UTC)Anyway I wanted to get you guys a wedding present but when I asked what you liked he said animals and art made out of garbage and I wasn't really sure if he was joking or not but that's what I got you anyway so if you don't like it I'm totally comfortable blaming him.
Congratulations on being married!
-Jaime
PS if you don't actually like art garbage you can throw it out. The dude who makes them looked like there might be something living in his beard but his stuff looked pretty cool
[And in the package: A doll from Ratatouille, which is legit, and something that bears a vague approximation of these garbage sculptures, albeit a little more badly put together, and using clunkier trash, which is a great deal less legit because he did in fact purchase it from a man at a rickety stall who looked like he had things living in his facial hair. Ah, artists.
Congratulations on being married, April. You now have weird presents from some kid you don't really know. Win-win.]