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[aggressiveapathy]

Because of the murder?

[enigmaestro]

Because of the puberty.

[aggressiveapathy]

But I have a brand new bikini.

[enigmaestro]

Second date.

[aggressiveapathy]

God. So protective.

[enigmaestro]

Consider it my only flaw.

I'll supply the technical equipment tomorrow afternoon, at work.

[aggressiveapathy]

Mm. I'll supply the me. Always, I guess.

...If I die. Say something awesome about me.

[enigmaestro]

"April Ludgate. In the art of chair politics, she was peerless."

[aggressiveapathy]

Also smoking hot and the undisputed xbox queen.

[enigmaestro]

"If you wish to examine the validity of the first claim, you'll note this is an open casket funeral."

[aggressiveapathy]

Promise?

[enigmaestro]

If you promise to avoid death as much as possible.

[aggressiveapathy]

Hm. Does that include giving you up?

[enigmaestro]

I am not currently and directly lethal to you, thank you.

[aggressiveapathy]

To the kid. I can take torture but if he forces me to be away from facebook too long I can't make promises.

[enigmaestro]

You'll do your best, I'm sure.

[aggressiveapathy]

Or something like that.

[enigmaestro]

With that spirit, ISIS best keep its head under the water.

[aggressiveapathy]

Yeah...so creeping and stalking and probably explosions. Something else before I unpause?

[enigmaestro]

Try your best to keep him enamored. He's easy like that.

[aggressiveapathy]

So just be myself. Sure.

[That's what you mean right.]

[enigmaestro]

Yes, exactly, just be yourself. Surely nothing could go wrong that way.

[aggressiveapathy]

Cool.