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[infomodder]

[The sound of one cheeseburger pod bed being carelessly plopped down is impossible to miss regardless of where one is in the house. He's going for a minor earthquake, apparently.]

point
and it would be good for us to make sure they're actually comfortable
right?

[aggressiveapathy]

sure
and come on
if they know us at all
they know everything they touch in the house has had sex on it

[infomodder]

part of the sex addiction
no recovery
you have a list of 6?
is 6 good for you? more?

[aggressiveapathy]

6?

[infomodder]

names
to send invites to
before we break in the beds

[aggressiveapathy]

you can bring people you stand
too
that can stand the hamburger surprise

[infomodder]

got it
will do
give me 15 minutes for set up
& pray this pissy fucking sheet of lettuce doesn't strangle me before then

[aggressiveapathy]

this is exactly why all vegetables need to be punished

[infomodder]

shoulda bought that shredder
i'll leave the equally mutinous pickle for you to deal with

[aggressiveapathy]

i will not be turning that into a pun
see you soon babe