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[viced]

Were you really out of the country?

[ DID YOU GET MARRIED... ]

[aggressiveapathy]

oh
that
yeah

[ deal w/it ]

[viced]

Are you okay? Is that what you wanted?

[aggressiveapathy]

the raccoons held us at gunpoint
as you so long knew they would

[viced]

To get married.

They held you at gunpoint until you got married.
I mean, congratulations, but still... I'm surprised.

[aggressiveapathy]

they wanted the free snack source locked down
but
thanks
even if me not dying an old maid is a total shocker, i guess

[viced]

We've been here so long, it's kind of hard to think about this place without a long-term goal anymore. I'm happy for you, I really am.

[aggressiveapathy]

god such language
long-term
i'm happy now
that's the point

[viced]

Alright, fair enough.

I guess that's the most important thing.

[aggressiveapathy]

but presents would help
with the joy

[viced]

Of course, of course. What, you want a kitchen aid?

[aggressiveapathy]

only if it can talk

[viced]

I'll attach a voice box. It'll tell the racoons they're fuckheads.

[aggressiveapathy]

you have such a way with animals
can i
ask you something weird

[viced]

Sure?

[aggressiveapathy]

what the hell are you and eddie doing

[ see? personal questions. weird ]

[viced]

What do you mean?

[aggressiveapathy]

he bought me guilt muffins
he's being weird
and used to talk to you

[viced]

I know.
I don't think he agrees. With compliance. I've been trying to talk to him about it, but he doesn't really want to listen. I think this place messes with him.

[aggressiveapathy]

so....
intervention?

[viced]

I'm not sure an intervention is going to help, April. Edward's always been strong-minded, and if this is the way he feels he has to go, then so be it.

[aggressiveapathy]

but i don't like it

[viced]

I don't fucking like it either.

Edward is one of my best friends.

[aggressiveapathy]

so
you've got a master plan or something
right

[viced]

I'm...trying. I'm working on it. Things like this take time, and Edward isn't exactly being civil.