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[viced]

Well nobody fucking told ME there was a problem.
Can't you get along with her? For me?

[aggressiveapathy]

are you dating?
secretly?

[viced]

Does that even remotely sound like something I would do?

[aggressiveapathy]

you're not married
a mistress is like bare minimum for the senate

[viced]

Still isn't happening, April. I take pride in being scandal-free.

[aggressiveapathy]

you'd be better off with a small one like that
she's hot
people would get it
makes you look kinda human

[viced]

And probably not fair, to either her or me, if I were to port out, or if she were to.

[aggressiveapathy]

god, mitch
if you don't have one
people just make up what you might be hiding
and i just don't have time to write all those blogs

[viced]

You know that the more they try to make shit stick, and it doesn't, the easier it is for us to look better, right?

I stay clean for a reason.

[aggressiveapathy]

no one's that clean
but god, fine
you're not sticking her
so why?

[viced]

Because we're friends, and she expressed interest before I made my intention to run clear?

And I could use more people in on this, if we're going to win.

[aggressiveapathy]

i won't be under her

[viced]

Er...

Don't worry. I wasn't planning on putting you as her subordinate.

[aggressiveapathy]

...what'll she do?

[viced]

I'm thinking part of the campaign -- Probably work in public relations.

[aggressiveapathy]

and my title?

[viced]

Well... what do you mostly want to do?

[aggressiveapathy]

manage

[viced]

Are you asking to be my Campaign Manager?

[aggressiveapathy]

god no
but they have people
i can be people

[viced]

You want to be my chief of staff?

[aggressiveapathy]

do want that?

[viced]

If you want it, it's yours. You're... you're kind of my adviser already anyway.

[aggressiveapathy]

deal

[viced]

Welcome aboard, April.
I hope your husband is ready for all the long hours you're about to pull?