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[enigmaestro]

Oh my god, no.

No, never.

Ever.

[aggressiveapathy]

i don't judge

[enigmaestro]

It's ERIDAN'S girlfriend, okay?

[aggressiveapathy]

huh
working here
one of them must be good at base 1-2, i guess

[enigmaestro]

You're in a particularly daring mood today, aren't you?

[aggressiveapathy]

what
being good at that makes up for a lot of personal differences
in one of my relationships being good at 2 made up for the fact i couldn't stand either of them

[enigmaestro]

Should I warn Old Man Electro?

[aggressiveapathy]

judger
i like older guys
they keep me young
and i didn't know the fish had a
ladyfish

[enigmaestro]

I will continuously judge, especially when it benefits me most.

Yes and he's very partial to his ladyfish. I'm surprised he didn't make mention.

[aggressiveapathy]

maybe he did
if i'm not mentioned in the first few words
i kind of stop listening
so anyway
do we approve

[enigmaestro]

I'm on the fence. I find her evident suspicion of me rather suspicious, and so should you.

[aggressiveapathy]

so
we should break into her house
?

[enigmaestro]

Mm, tempting.

But nevertheless illegal, I guess.

[aggressiveapathy]

raccoons do crazy things

[enigmaestro]

So you've returned to full reign over them, then? No more Larsa the Usurper?

[aggressiveapathy]

he only took three
ones that can spread the virus of hope and free thought
but i have spares
that can do whatever
while i'm 'dead'

[enigmaestro]

All right, I can see you're aptly adamant.

Will this require any funding? Because you can expect a devilishly low budget.

[aggressiveapathy]

then whatever hell's got to spare, i guess.

[enigmaestro]

Hm. We could steal from the mutual coffee fund?

[aggressiveapathy]

soo...master plan is for mitch to really murder me

[enigmaestro]

This may get messy.

But it sounds fairly water tight.

[aggressiveapathy]

a water tight way to get mitch arrested for murder

[enigmaestro]

Ye of little faith! I'd rescue him, of course.

[aggressiveapathy]

that's so sweet of you

[enigmaestro]

Isn't that what veritable best friends do?