aggressiveapathy | IC CONTACT

Entry tags:

Email | Voicemail | Call | Text

He did? With what?

Life. And raccoons. But. He's a terrible slave. We need money to get a better one.

Well. You got your eyes on anyone? Or do we want a fresh-faced native?

If they can't die and come back it's not worth house breaking.

You still owe rent.

I got money anyway. Lots of it. So, it ain't a problem.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Sounds fun. Just. No henches in the house after nine.

I don't do henches anyway. Too uppity.

[ A pause. ]

So it's okay?

Sure. If I don't like it, I'll just kick you out again. So. Why not.

That's just what I love about you; your stability.

Mmhm. And I love your total honesty.

[Eye rolling. It's happening on the other end.]

So. Deal?

Deal.

How soon can I move in?

[People can't hear you shrug over the phone, april]

Whenever you find the door unlocked, I guess. Or you break in.

So. Tomorrow?

Sure. I'll make sure to lock up.