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Date: 2014-10-09 10:20 pm (UTC)no
[ Because he just ate with her yesterday. He's not actually used to more than that. That being said... ]
i could bring some for you
if i knew where to get it
?
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Date: 2014-10-09 10:39 pm (UTC)no?
did you hunt the gators or something?
wait
first
where'd they stick you?
for living
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Date: 2014-10-09 10:48 pm (UTC)[ He definitely copied that out directly from his file. ]
whats a gator ?
[ That was a strange thing to ask, April. He's not aware that he's supposed to hunt anything. As it turns out, sarcasm doesn't translate well over text. He decides he'd better just ask. He doesn't know how to get around to this naturally, so a few seconds later there's another text. ]
are you busy ?
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Date: 2014-10-09 11:05 pm (UTC)give me a house number
i'll pick you up
[Two seconds later]
your house number
i mean
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Date: 2014-10-09 11:45 pm (UTC)i can wait outside
thank you
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Date: 2014-10-10 12:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-11 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-11 02:01 am (UTC)text | like noon-ish
Date: 2014-10-18 05:04 am (UTC)[????????????????]
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-18 05:16 am (UTC)why this time?
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:18 am (UTC)you could have brought in stickers
at least
they're adorable
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-18 05:22 am (UTC)I'M GOING STONE CRAB FISHING THIS WEEKEND
WATER CRABS NOT PUBIC LICE
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:23 am (UTC)but i can't keep them all if these spots are as good as i heard
and one of the people i'm going out with doesn't eat
oh my god
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:24 am (UTC)because crabs fed on super blood
that's like
super crabs
i have children in the house
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:26 am (UTC)[Which is terrible.]
i don't have crabs
any crabs
not yet anyway
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:28 am (UTC)i believe you
for now
but idek what to do with crabs
the eating kind
do you just make them fight and the winner cooks the loser or...???
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:37 am (UTC)some people cut a cord on the body and it won't feel anything when they boil it
some people take off the shell and break the body
i mostly just throw them in the pot as they are
[Alive.]
you can fight them if want
but
don't be surprised if they turn on you
crabs are mean
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:39 am (UTC)i either have to boil alive
or fight off
you can just say the sex isn't fun anymore
[ Sorry, Will. She knows she's amazing. But she is going to have fun with this. ]
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:41 am (UTC)no i'm 100% willing to do the cooking
i just need people to take them
or it's a waste and
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:42 am (UTC)i'm not so keen on that
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:46 am (UTC)the sex and crabs are two separate things
[A+ bill of health on this one.]
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:47 am (UTC)maybe i'll believe you
if
you cook for me at your place
otherwise
we're going to the cdc or something
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:50 am (UTC)the house here with the roommates?
i don't know
how do you feel about marijuana?