some people cut a cord on the body and it won't feel anything when they boil it some people take off the shell and break the body i mostly just throw them in the pot as they are
[Alive.]
you can fight them if want but don't be surprised if they turn on you crabs are mean
not what i meant one of my roomies is really into pot not everyone finds that something they want to walk into without knowing beforehand but it's pretty obvious to me & bader and least idk if you know the smell of pot really well
["in my 20s" may as well have been in Zalgo text, he doesn't need to be reminded ever, okay?]
do they use oil for that i thought it involved sucking in the gut laying on the bed cursing praying pulling the zipper up with a hanger and being uncomfortable ever after if it worked
[Maybe it did when Will was in his 20s. Maybe it did.]
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:24 am (UTC)because crabs fed on super blood
that's like
super crabs
i have children in the house
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:26 am (UTC)[Which is terrible.]
i don't have crabs
any crabs
not yet anyway
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:28 am (UTC)i believe you
for now
but idek what to do with crabs
the eating kind
do you just make them fight and the winner cooks the loser or...???
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:37 am (UTC)some people cut a cord on the body and it won't feel anything when they boil it
some people take off the shell and break the body
i mostly just throw them in the pot as they are
[Alive.]
you can fight them if want
but
don't be surprised if they turn on you
crabs are mean
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:39 am (UTC)i either have to boil alive
or fight off
you can just say the sex isn't fun anymore
[ Sorry, Will. She knows she's amazing. But she is going to have fun with this. ]
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:41 am (UTC)no i'm 100% willing to do the cooking
i just need people to take them
or it's a waste and
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:42 am (UTC)i'm not so keen on that
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:46 am (UTC)the sex and crabs are two separate things
[A+ bill of health on this one.]
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:47 am (UTC)maybe i'll believe you
if
you cook for me at your place
otherwise
we're going to the cdc or something
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:50 am (UTC)the house here with the roommates?
i don't know
how do you feel about marijuana?
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:54 am (UTC)i also take bribes
i guess
but don't get rick high
he's so adult it might kill him
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Date: 2014-10-18 05:57 am (UTC)one of my roomies is really into pot
not everyone finds that
something they want to walk into without knowing beforehand
but it's pretty obvious
to me & bader and least
idk if you know the smell of pot really well
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Date: 2014-10-18 06:10 am (UTC)from the middle of no where
i know
like hipsters know how to oil into skinny jeans
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Date: 2014-10-18 06:17 am (UTC)do they use oil for that
i thought it involved sucking in the gut
laying on the bed
cursing
praying
pulling the zipper up with a hanger
and being uncomfortable ever after if it worked
[Maybe it did when Will was in his 20s. Maybe it did.]
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Date: 2014-10-18 06:21 am (UTC)to sell your soul
so you're gonna cook
for me and your house people?
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Date: 2014-10-18 06:24 am (UTC)not for my house people
i'll cook for you
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Date: 2014-10-18 03:14 pm (UTC)that's a perfect dinner
go get infested
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Date: 2014-10-18 07:27 pm (UTC)don't mind if i do
we're gonna be rolling in crabs