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[aggressiveapathy]

if we keep warding everything he's gonna start getting bitchy
so
only pick your favorite friends

[wizzardly]

I'll put your witchery only to the most important uses promise.

[aggressiveapathy]

cool
i'll bring the blood contract later

[wizzardly]

I won't do blood magic.

[aggressiveapathy]

why?

[wizzardly]

that's necromancer and demonologist territory.

[aggressiveapathy]

...
still lost

[wizzardly]

not respectable.

[aggressiveapathy]

bull
it's still magic shit
dead magic is awesome magic

[wizzardly]

It's death magic. And it also gets the practitioner killed more often than not.
bit poetic really.

[aggressiveapathy]

you want these wards or not?

[wizzardly]

You need blood magic for those? that doesn't make any sense.

[aggressiveapathy]

what does sense have to do with magic

[wizzardly]

more than you'd think.
Most of the time.

[aggressiveapathy]

you have homicidal furniture
i win this discussion

[wizzardly]

[there's a long break. Then:]

Fine.

[because there are few ways to argue that.]

[aggressiveapathy]

good wizard

text

[viced]

Hey. It's your boss.

Re: text

[aggressiveapathy]

whatever happened
i didn't do it

text

[viced]

No, I just...

We're going to be bringing on new people, as the Campaign swings into high-gear.

[aggressiveapathy]

[There is a moment of pause as April gives a soul crushing groan at this idea.

Her phone may tell him about it.

But more people meant less work for her...maybe.]

so interview day

[viced]

Not necessarily. I already have someone in mind to help out at first. Do you know Raina?

[left outside her door...]

[wizzardly]

[...is a hat. It is, one assumes by the poorly-stitched purple sequins spelling out "WITTCH", a witch's hat. In addition to a few sewn-in feathers (he couldn't very well add wizards' runes, after all) the black velvet is a massacre of silver and purple glitter. This is not the hat of a witch who will go unnoticed in a crowd, that's for sure.

A little note card sits propped against it. The card reads:

You can't be a proper witch without a proper witch's hat, and you're obviously a proper witch. Hope it fits. - Rincewind]

[aggressiveapathy]

why do you live to torment me

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Only a couple hours later, there is a small gaggle of raccoons armed with hot glue and bedazzling guns, along with glitter and stickers knocking on his door. ]