[...is a hat. It is, one assumes by the poorly-stitched purple sequins spelling out "WITTCH", a witch's hat. In addition to a few sewn-in feathers (he couldn't very well add wizards' runes, after all) the black velvet is a massacre of silver and purple glitter. This is not the hat of a witch who will go unnoticed in a crowd, that's for sure.
A little note card sits propped against it. The card reads:
You can't be a proper witch without a proper witch's hat, and you're obviously a proper witch. Hope it fits. - Rincewind]
[ Only a couple hours later, there is a small gaggle of raccoons armed with hot glue and bedazzling guns, along with glitter and stickers knocking on his door. ]
[even having lived with them for months now, Rincewind still can't suppress a startled yelp at their furry-faced appearance outside his door. He scrambles back and out of the way, eyeing the glue gun with no small amount of suspicion.]
What - what is that you've got, is this a robbery? I don't have anything worth stealing!
[from his tank in the corner, Bus the turtle watches all of this detached interest.]
[if the damn things could just talk Rincewind might not mind them as much. They would at least be able to explain what they were doing without Rincewind shouting and waving his limbs and trying to dislodge the steady-minded climbers.]
[which is going to be a little difficult for them as Rincewind down the hall, yelling:]
Getoffgetoffgetoffgetoff - !
[only to (in predictable, narrative fashion) slip on a rug and land on his belly with an oomph of air. It is unfortunately difficult to see the things being done to your hat while you are wearing it, but at ground-level the information will probably sink in for the wizard now.]
[shock and affront wrestle to take the lead in the wizard's brain at the theft of his hat. Rincewind snarls and flips over, fully prepared to tackle whatever tiny furry body is responsible - !
Then halts abruptly when he sees what's actually happening.
[he blinks, enraptured in the process, gone completely silent as they work. If he'd thought they were ruining it he would have lost his mind - and loudly - so clear Rincewind must be somewhat all right with what's happening.
It means they won't be able to see the touched, slightly wet look in Rincewind's eyes. He's never seen a shinier wiz(z)ard's hat in his life. Oh yes. Yes, all debts are paid in full.]
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Date: 2016-06-02 05:57 pm (UTC)A little note card sits propped against it. The card reads:
You can't be a proper witch without a proper witch's hat, and you're obviously a proper witch. Hope it fits. - Rincewind]
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Date: 2016-06-02 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-03 02:54 am (UTC)What - what is that you've got, is this a robbery? I don't have anything worth stealing!
[from his tank in the corner, Bus the turtle watches all of this detached interest.]
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Date: 2016-06-03 03:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-03 04:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-03 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-04 02:39 am (UTC)Getoffgetoffgetoffgetoff - !
[only to (in predictable, narrative fashion) slip on a rug and land on his belly with an oomph of air. It is unfortunately difficult to see the things being done to your hat while you are wearing it, but at ground-level the information will probably sink in for the wizard now.]
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Date: 2016-06-04 02:54 pm (UTC)His name is getting glued on it in glitter. Adore them now pls. ]
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Date: 2016-06-05 03:57 pm (UTC)Then halts abruptly when he sees what's actually happening.
It... may take him a moment to process this.]
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Date: 2016-06-05 07:09 pm (UTC)This may take a while. ]
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Date: 2016-06-06 02:19 am (UTC)...Maybe more than all right.]
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Date: 2016-06-06 11:25 pm (UTC)The debt is paid. ]
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Date: 2016-06-09 12:45 am (UTC)It means they won't be able to see the touched, slightly wet look in Rincewind's eyes. He's never seen a shinier wiz(z)ard's hat in his life. Oh yes. Yes, all debts are paid in full.]