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i demand 10%
for being the idea lady
and are you trying to call me fat

Nah, I'd just say if I thought that. I'm trying to say come support your bf. I'm p sure you're the only reason he's doing this.

nah
it's an internal thing
i mean
maybe i factor
but not so much

You sure? Because I'm pretty sure every guy is doing it for the ladies.

and cop-dom

Cop doms? Is that some sort of porn?

it's a state of being
but
i'm not running with you
i don't run

That's ok. I don't do too much cardio at the gym. Mostly weights. I can run outside. You can lift with us.

gross
you can lift me

Gladly. Bench press. You gotta lay still though. Or maybe you can hang on me while I do pull ups. Or lay on me for push ups. Idk, we can work out the finer details if you actually show up.

then i get carried home

Deal. But Will might have to do that. He's totally fit now.

i will decide
it might be a joint effort

Why don't you just go all out and buy one of those thrones that can be carried by buff topless men?

gods don't spend money on their own worship
that's your job

Point. I'll see if I can split the cost with Will. Do you prefer Your Highness or Your Excellency?

divine ludgate, descendant of venus works

That is quite the title.

that's just the informal shorthand
for my throne bearer

But when do I get worshipped?

after the cult recruitment

Ok deal. So long as I get plenty of lady fans.

how does chief priestess inspector sound

Slightly misogynistic but acceptable. I'll take it! :)

you can also inspect the priests
to avoid the lawsuits

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