April Roberta Ludgate (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
aggressiveapathy) wrote2012-02-27 08:55 pm
aggressiveapathy) wrote2012-02-27 08:55 pm
IC CONTACT
Email | Voicemail | Call | Text
Email | Voicemail | Call | Text
[April glances up from whatever game she's playing on her phone.]
Why. I already have the Xbox's new home planned and the raccoons can live with Arthur.
Why. I already have the Xbox's new home planned and the raccoons can live with Arthur.
[Second ring answer. Still awake? Of course.]
Do you sleep.
Do you sleep.
i know you're all still down there
please tell me there's wine left
please tell me there's wine left
Hey, RQ. [ His voice sounds uncertain, but it comes through clearly; there's the sounds of activity in the background, which probably means it was recorded in City Hall. ] If you're getting this, it means of one of three things: I got Ported out, I'm dead, or some fucker kidnapped my ass and I don't have any access to my comm.
[ A pause. ]
Lay off the drinks while I'm not around to cut you off, all right? Make sure Mitch gets his fucking coffee, and don't let the raccoons freak him out so much. [ He trails off at that, not really sure what else to say. ]
Thanks, April.
[ BEEP ]
[ A pause. ]
Lay off the drinks while I'm not around to cut you off, all right? Make sure Mitch gets his fucking coffee, and don't let the raccoons freak him out so much. [ He trails off at that, not really sure what else to say. ]
Thanks, April.
[ BEEP ]
your boyfriend's waiting to give you a ride home
[A sane man's early is April's just on to bed. So his answer- without even looking at the number- is a grunt.]
Ngh.
Ngh.
[Of course she's there. It just takes a minute for her to get into a position to pick up. So few people use phones as a phone anymore.]
Mm?
Mm?
FROM: larsa.solidor@thecityhall.gov
SUBJECT: Raccoons
ATTACHMENTS:
I happened upon this on Rumblr, and you came to mind. :)
SUBJECT: Raccoons
ATTACHMENTS:
I happened upon this on Rumblr, and you came to mind. :)
I was unaware that raccoons were simply zebra cats.
[So you know, Mitch. The Jaws theme starts playing as the ring tone.]
Don't you text.
Don't you text.
April. We are out of printer ink in my office.
Do you copy.
Get it?
Do you copy.
Get it?
still at home
if this is a suicide note i'm hanging up
if this is a suicide note i'm hanging up
[ just inside her door will be a gift wrapped package, inside is a dvd, and a note. ]
This Seemed Like Something Youd Enjoy
This Seemed Like Something Youd Enjoy
[Just before the buildings start going crazy, a raccoon runs her down to deliver a bottle of wine. With a hand drawn smiley face on the label.]
[Early morning (like five in the morning early morning), just before Will gets ready to leave Heropa for good, he makes a little stop at April's house. He's leaving her a box, one covered in clam wrap so it won't escape the raccoon's notice if someone else tries to steal it. They can pull off the note with her name off it, but they can't hide the clams. Inside are two shirts, one simple enough and the other a more complicated version of the first.
Between the two shirts is a card that has a few lines scribbled in, but no name.
Heading out for De Chima
If you're ever up there and want to visit, let me know
We've got room
Even for the raccoons
That's all she wrote. Can she figure it out, or will it forever be a mystery?]
Between the two shirts is a card that has a few lines scribbled in, but no name.
Heading out for De Chima
If you're ever up there and want to visit, let me know
We've got room
Even for the raccoons
That's all she wrote. Can she figure it out, or will it forever be a mystery?]
the government housing i was in has been destroyed
do you have room
can me and gunther come sleep with you
do you have room
can me and gunther come sleep with you
like stay over until the house is fixed
in another bed
couch
the floor
i didn't mean that sexually
in another bed
couch
the floor
i didn't mean that sexually
would you be upset with me if i had to call off a weekend
renting a cottage with abigail
renting a cottage with abigail
[ It takes him a while to work up to this. It's new, and the main thing he's desperate for is company. Real company. He doesn't really know how to ask for that. Sending a message seems better than nothing. Even if it feels awkward to him. ]
hello april .
this is grey . you gave me this number
[ Okay, introductions dealt with. What now? This feels so false. What do people normally say? ]
are you well ?
hello april .
this is grey . you gave me this number
[ Okay, introductions dealt with. What now? This feels so false. What do people normally say? ]
are you well ?
hungry already?
[ This is April, queen of small talk.
Also full sentences Grey is kind of weird. Just a little. ]
[ This is April, queen of small talk.
Also full sentences Grey is kind of weird. Just a little. ]
you are the worst psa alive in the history of forever
he should be handcuffed too
he's a doctor
he's a doctor
Ms. Ludgate.
I apologise for the delay in contact. I would just like to inform you that I have finally been able to raise the funds necessary to keep the fund afloat. In the meantime, if you are interested in collecting some back-pay for your time last month and the month before, I have a cheque here with your name on it.
That is all.
I apologise for the delay in contact. I would just like to inform you that I have finally been able to raise the funds necessary to keep the fund afloat. In the meantime, if you are interested in collecting some back-pay for your time last month and the month before, I have a cheque here with your name on it.
That is all.
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