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[aggressiveapathy]

thank god
our child servant just split town
i was starving
you also need to keep my feet warm during our stories
fyi
taking over ace's duties

[infomodder]

children are so unreliable
so are you wanting me to sit on your feet or bring you some extra socks
my ass is probably bony

[aggressiveapathy]

your ass is fine
you just need to be able to run a blender at the same time
for the margarita sadness breaks

[infomodder]

then it's all yours

[Bad phrasing or perfect phrasing?]

i can run a blender very well
you won't even have to get up

[And not get his throat slashed by one, too.]

[aggressiveapathy]

done deal
but i'm not picking you up
from the crime scene

[infomodder]

i'm fine
don't need help
i can get myself down there on my own
totally functional
but if the front door is not open i'm picking the lock
fyi

[aggressiveapathy]

wow
where did the government boy go
just
if you're stopped
tell rick/terry you're my new guy friend
he'll get it
and then go cry in the corner maybe
if we're lucky

[infomodder]

to fred's place
easy way to destroy all loyalties
wait
is rick/terry an old flame
are you using me to rub something in his face
am i a pawn to you

[aggressiveapathy]

gross
friends at most
familiar with my dating style
and clearly
you're the pawn i have to take to get to the adorable dog

1/3

[infomodder]

what so you have a thing for exonerated murderers
is that why they'd be crying

2/3

[infomodder]

[Wait. She said.]

[infomodder]

are we dating

oh my god will

[aggressiveapathy]

you make me sad

what a treasure

[infomodder]

because i helped your roommate go to doggy jail
because i asked if we're dating
because i'm not actually a murderer
?

[aggressiveapathy]

all of the above
if you were dating me
you wouldn't have to ask

[infomodder]

but that's how dating starts isn't it
"do you want to date"
yes or no
and that's how you know you're dating
or not dating
assuming just makes people asses

[He never wanted this courtship with Hannibal, okay. Choice is so important.]

[aggressiveapathy]

you skipped do you want
went straight to 'are'
now
are you gonna need a doggie bed or what

[infomodder]

you used the word dating!
just dropped it like a bomb
i was just stumbling on the rubble in your aftermath
the floor's ok
it's probably better than any bed in fred's place
hell a pile of raccoons would be better than that

[aggressiveapathy]

you don't have many friends
do you
i'll have one of the raccoons draw up a presentation on how messing with them works

[infomodder]

[No. The answer is no. He has no friends and that's okay, because they'd be dead. And he might eat them on accident. #hardknocklife]

i have 7 friends
they just don't talk like people do
or ace does
or bader
i'm sure the raccoons will be great teachers

[Now that he's not hallucinating them.]

i owe you
don't let me forget it

[aggressiveapathy]

you think in any possible reality i'd let you do that?
i'm still expecting the dinner
to start

[infomodder]

no i do not
but you have total permission now
so if you do it for the next six months
i can't get irritated
dinner
alone time with the dog
boy shark april and girl shark april
list is growing but i'm on it

[aggressiveapathy]

four things?
that's nothing
but you're falling behind

[infomodder]

4 things
2 of which are
great white sharks
those are big things come on
falling behind on what
am i going too slowly or something

[aggressiveapathy]

you're not demanding things back
do you need a color by numbers guide