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[infomodder]

[No. The answer is no. He has no friends and that's okay, because they'd be dead. And he might eat them on accident. #hardknocklife]

i have 7 friends
they just don't talk like people do
or ace does
or bader
i'm sure the raccoons will be great teachers

[Now that he's not hallucinating them.]

i owe you
don't let me forget it

[aggressiveapathy]

you think in any possible reality i'd let you do that?
i'm still expecting the dinner
to start

[infomodder]

no i do not
but you have total permission now
so if you do it for the next six months
i can't get irritated
dinner
alone time with the dog
boy shark april and girl shark april
list is growing but i'm on it

[aggressiveapathy]

four things?
that's nothing
but you're falling behind

[infomodder]

4 things
2 of which are
great white sharks
those are big things come on
falling behind on what
am i going too slowly or something

[aggressiveapathy]

you're not demanding things back
do you need a color by numbers guide

[infomodder]

only if the raccoons make it
and we can color them in together
bonding time
or is that a cue to get my ass there asap

[aggressiveapathy]

sure
but you're concerning
will
you and gil could make the saddest club ever

[infomodder]

am i depressing you
i salvaged all of two shirts and an unopened pack of socks
i'm going to stop for pants and then i'll be there
to depress you in person

[aggressiveapathy]

you're so sweet
don't let some hobo
guilt you out of the pants on the way over

[infomodder]

like a teddy bear cracker
don't worry
the only hobos i stop for are dead ones

[yes
don't worry
about that]

[aggressiveapathy]

you know those come back to life
in these parts
sometimes

[infomodder]

so never stop for someone who looks dead
got it
omw

[aggressiveapathy]

cool