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[doneproperly]

Ms. Ludgate.

I apologise for the delay in contact. I would just like to inform you that I have finally been able to raise the funds necessary to keep the fund afloat. In the meantime, if you are interested in collecting some back-pay for your time last month and the month before, I have a cheque here with your name on it.

That is all.

[aggressiveapathy]

did you finally rob a bank?

[doneproperly]

Please. Have some faith in me.

I've been networking and was finally able to secure some wealthy benefactors. That was your suggestion, was it not?

[aggressiveapathy]

the censored version
but cool
now we can start hoarding for real

[doneproperly]

"Hoarding"?

[aggressiveapathy]

oh god
what do rich people call it
investing
diversifying our interests
buying indentured servants

[doneproperly]

Ah.

I don't know that we can afford that many more, but I'll see if we can fit it in the budget.

Alternatively, volunteers are always welcome. We are a non-profit organisation after all. Technically.

[aggressiveapathy]

oh those are easy
there's an import school
we make it worth course credit

[doneproperly]

...

You know, I don't believe that I've ever properly expressed admiration for your intelligence before this moment, April.

[aggressiveapathy]

don't get too excited
i just like slave labor
for moral reasons

[doneproperly]

Now now. The wouldn't be slaves, April. They would be volunteers. There's a very important difference.

[aggressiveapathy]

aw
all the technical differences
you sound like a real lawyer already

[doneproperly]

Good to know the classes are not for nothing.

[aggressiveapathy]

so
you wanna talk to the school ppl
to get our army?
be all...community conscious and whatever

[ hoping his drive will mean less work for her. so very hard. ]

[doneproperly]

[Fuck no. Mandrake hates other teenagers with a passion. Other children are terrifying and make no sense.]

As much as I would like to, it is highly probable I would be mistaken for another student and not taken at all seriously.

[aggressiveapathy]

call it practice for the adult world
i can draw wrinkles on your face
or shave your head

[doneproperly]

Vetoed.

Well, I shall see what I can do.

[aggressiveapathy]

we can just dip you in axe and poor life choices and call you a college kid
anyway

[doneproperly]

[Please. As if he doesn't already have enough poor life choices.]

"Dip me in axe?"

I believe this is an expression I have yet to come across.

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a rite of passage

[doneproperly]

It sounds somewhat unpleasant. You'll have to forgive me I give it a miss.

[aggressiveapathy]

this is why people think you're a sophomore

[doneproperly]

Alas. I shall have to persevere despite the difficulties.

[aggressiveapathy]

booo
but i want my first minion
before christmas
you know people are going to ask for like
a million loans
to buy their luxury sexy mrs. claus outfits for the holidays

[doneproperly]

We are not a loan service, April.