i didn't know that would happen they went from being perfectly normal to it was really terrifying i couldn't stop them staying in his room seems kind of petty and vengeful i'm not mad at him about it but if it's a dog's room then i'm sure it's fit for gunther unless you wanna share your bed with him, too
[So not only can it eventually be sweaty as hell, it can be covered in dog fur. Yes. Best plan.]
well i'll try to salvage whatever i can throw it in a suitcase we'll be there in an hour at the latest and i'll need a shower didn't get one before the fur started flying i'll be sure to pay you back make all your food
wow where did the government boy go just if you're stopped tell rick/terry you're my new guy friend he'll get it and then go cry in the corner maybe if we're lucky
but that's how dating starts isn't it "do you want to date" yes or no and that's how you know you're dating or not dating assuming just makes people asses
[He never wanted this courtship with Hannibal, okay. Choice is so important.]
you used the word dating! just dropped it like a bomb i was just stumbling on the rubble in your aftermath the floor's ok it's probably better than any bed in fred's place hell a pile of raccoons would be better than that
no i do not but you have total permission now so if you do it for the next six months i can't get irritated dinner alone time with the dog boy shark april and girl shark april list is growing but i'm on it
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:05 am (UTC)i didn't know that would happen
they went from being perfectly normal to
it was really terrifying
i couldn't stop them
staying in his room seems kind of petty and vengeful
i'm not mad at him about it
but if it's a dog's room then i'm sure it's fit for gunther
unless you wanna share your bed with him, too
[So not only can it eventually be sweaty as hell, it can be covered in dog fur. Yes. Best plan.]
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:09 am (UTC)unlike some half-assed dog fan control freaks
so
he can stay in my bed
any my carpet is totally soft
for his person
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:21 am (UTC)well i'll try to salvage whatever i can
throw it in a suitcase
we'll be there in an hour at the latest
and i'll need a shower
didn't get one before the fur started flying
i'll be sure to pay you back
make all your food
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:22 am (UTC)our child servant just split town
i was starving
you also need to keep my feet warm during our stories
fyi
taking over ace's duties
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:24 am (UTC)so are you wanting me to sit on your feet or bring you some extra socks
my ass is probably bony
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:26 am (UTC)you just need to be able to run a blender at the same time
for the margarita sadness breaks
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:32 am (UTC)[Bad phrasing or perfect phrasing?]
i can run a blender very well
you won't even have to get up
[And not get his throat slashed by one, too.]
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:34 am (UTC)but i'm not picking you up
from the crime scene
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:36 am (UTC)don't need help
i can get myself down there on my own
totally functional
but if the front door is not open i'm picking the lock
fyi
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:39 am (UTC)where did the government boy go
just
if you're stopped
tell rick/terry you're my new guy friend
he'll get it
and then go cry in the corner maybe
if we're lucky
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:43 am (UTC)easy way to destroy all loyalties
wait
is rick/terry an old flame
are you using me to rub something in his face
am i a pawn to you
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:49 am (UTC)friends at most
familiar with my dating style
and clearly
you're the pawn i have to take to get to the adorable dog
1/3
Date: 2014-08-13 04:59 am (UTC)is that why they'd be crying
2/3
Date: 2014-08-13 05:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-13 05:00 am (UTC)oh my god will
Date: 2014-08-13 03:25 pm (UTC)what a treasure
Date: 2014-08-13 04:04 pm (UTC)because i asked if we're dating
because i'm not actually a murderer
?
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:25 pm (UTC)if you were dating me
you wouldn't have to ask
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:56 pm (UTC)"do you want to date"
yes or no
and that's how you know you're dating
or not dating
assuming just makes people asses
[He never wanted this courtship with Hannibal, okay. Choice is so important.]
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Date: 2014-08-13 10:32 pm (UTC)went straight to 'are'
now
are you gonna need a doggie bed or what
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Date: 2014-08-13 10:43 pm (UTC)just dropped it like a bomb
i was just stumbling on the rubble in your aftermath
the floor's ok
it's probably better than any bed in fred's place
hell a pile of raccoons would be better than that
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Date: 2014-08-13 10:50 pm (UTC)do you
i'll have one of the raccoons draw up a presentation on how messing with them works
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Date: 2014-08-13 10:59 pm (UTC)i have 7 friends
they just don't talk like people do
or ace does
or bader
i'm sure the raccoons will be great teachers
[Now that he's not hallucinating them.]
i owe you
don't let me forget it
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Date: 2014-08-13 11:06 pm (UTC)i'm still expecting the dinner
to start
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Date: 2014-08-13 11:10 pm (UTC)but you have total permission now
so if you do it for the next six months
i can't get irritated
dinner
alone time with the dog
boy shark april and girl shark april
list is growing but i'm on it
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