look i worked all day and came home to watch a dog and wolf destroy a house by fighting each other with the house i'm a little tired things are really messed up here it's past my bedtime
one roommate is in doggy jail thanks btw 4 that one is gone thanks to the porter and my bed is large and lonely incase you reconsider my attractiveness
i didn't know that would happen they went from being perfectly normal to it was really terrifying i couldn't stop them staying in his room seems kind of petty and vengeful i'm not mad at him about it but if it's a dog's room then i'm sure it's fit for gunther unless you wanna share your bed with him, too
[So not only can it eventually be sweaty as hell, it can be covered in dog fur. Yes. Best plan.]
well i'll try to salvage whatever i can throw it in a suitcase we'll be there in an hour at the latest and i'll need a shower didn't get one before the fur started flying i'll be sure to pay you back make all your food
wow where did the government boy go just if you're stopped tell rick/terry you're my new guy friend he'll get it and then go cry in the corner maybe if we're lucky
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08.12.14. 1/??????
Date: 2014-08-13 03:47 am (UTC)do you have room
can me and gunther come sleep with you
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Date: 2014-08-13 03:48 am (UTC)in another bed
couch
the floor
i didn't mean that sexually
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Date: 2014-08-13 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-13 03:50 am (UTC)bad phrasing
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Date: 2014-08-13 03:52 am (UTC)by fighting each other
with the house
i'm a little tired
things are really messed up here
it's past my bedtime
LAST ONE I'M SO SORRY
Date: 2014-08-13 03:53 am (UTC)go stay in the bait shop
don't tell anyone this happened
FORGIVE MY PREEMPTIVE REPLY
Date: 2014-08-13 03:55 am (UTC)come stay
IT'S ALL GOOD EXCEPT MY HTML
Date: 2014-08-13 03:56 am (UTC)really, just like that? you have an empty room?
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Date: 2014-08-13 03:59 am (UTC)thanks btw 4 that
one is gone
thanks to the porter
and my bed is large and lonely
incase you reconsider my attractiveness
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:05 am (UTC)i didn't know that would happen
they went from being perfectly normal to
it was really terrifying
i couldn't stop them
staying in his room seems kind of petty and vengeful
i'm not mad at him about it
but if it's a dog's room then i'm sure it's fit for gunther
unless you wanna share your bed with him, too
[So not only can it eventually be sweaty as hell, it can be covered in dog fur. Yes. Best plan.]
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:09 am (UTC)unlike some half-assed dog fan control freaks
so
he can stay in my bed
any my carpet is totally soft
for his person
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:21 am (UTC)well i'll try to salvage whatever i can
throw it in a suitcase
we'll be there in an hour at the latest
and i'll need a shower
didn't get one before the fur started flying
i'll be sure to pay you back
make all your food
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:22 am (UTC)our child servant just split town
i was starving
you also need to keep my feet warm during our stories
fyi
taking over ace's duties
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:24 am (UTC)so are you wanting me to sit on your feet or bring you some extra socks
my ass is probably bony
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:26 am (UTC)you just need to be able to run a blender at the same time
for the margarita sadness breaks
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:32 am (UTC)[Bad phrasing or perfect phrasing?]
i can run a blender very well
you won't even have to get up
[And not get his throat slashed by one, too.]
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:34 am (UTC)but i'm not picking you up
from the crime scene
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:36 am (UTC)don't need help
i can get myself down there on my own
totally functional
but if the front door is not open i'm picking the lock
fyi
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:39 am (UTC)where did the government boy go
just
if you're stopped
tell rick/terry you're my new guy friend
he'll get it
and then go cry in the corner maybe
if we're lucky
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:43 am (UTC)easy way to destroy all loyalties
wait
is rick/terry an old flame
are you using me to rub something in his face
am i a pawn to you
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:49 am (UTC)friends at most
familiar with my dating style
and clearly
you're the pawn i have to take to get to the adorable dog
1/3
Date: 2014-08-13 04:59 am (UTC)is that why they'd be crying
2/3
Date: 2014-08-13 05:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-13 05:00 am (UTC)oh my god will
Date: 2014-08-13 03:25 pm (UTC)what a treasure
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