[The Porter or the stick she poked him with was too sharp, mysteries.]
it's a bd if you have to get a new job i'm sure you'll pull through shark april is pulling through shark april nearly capsized a small boat and put a bruise on my leg with her tail and busted another guy's ass but that was more us being a dumbshits than anything else that was how i knew she was an april shark
i love her she's like the violent big sister i never had but if you want to get beat up don't ask in the same texting covering your parental duties and don't worry i'll still have my own money i can always work out this bank robbing thing for plan b
we're doing shark trips every month now why don't you come in october help us catch the next one and if the new finned april doesn't beat me during the trip you can rectify that
[He's not being totally serious on that last part because he doesn't think she is, either. Not to "no why" levels, at any rate. Not a single mention of the not-child bride to be found, they can leave that topic.]
if you promise to listen to me while we're out there and get the shoes you'll need which i have plenty of thanks to the shop then there won't be any issues
maybe if i can text them from my napping chair instead of holding the meeting in a boat but is this your mammal trickery way of saying you don't want a surprise mystery trip to somewhere i like
[No, no, there's that weird thing again, that caring (in her own way, but still a good way) about what he wants that he's not really accustomed to deal with.]
not at all i'd be thrilled to go on a mystery trip to somewhere you like i'd take off work for it
[Which is easier when he's the boss, he knows. Being the boss is sometimes kind of great.]
[The good thing about this is that it's not just Will, that if something happens to her (or anyone else, for that matter), there's plenty of people nearby who know how to react. What to do. Who can step in if anything goes awry and Will's not right next to her. They've had two successful trips with no real incidents, he's fully trusting that they can make a third with someone who doesn't know shit and it be as smooth sailing as the others.]
great i'll let the crew know so we can make arrangements they were asking about you anyway it'll be a good time promise
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Date: 2014-09-19 05:51 am (UTC)it's a bd if you have to get a new job
i'm sure you'll pull through
shark april is pulling through
shark april nearly capsized a small boat
and put a bruise on my leg with her tail
and busted another guy's ass
but that was more us being a dumbshits than anything else
that was how i knew
she was an april shark
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Date: 2014-09-19 06:00 am (UTC)she's like the violent big sister i never had
but if you want to get beat up
don't ask in the same texting covering your parental duties
and don't worry
i'll still have my own money
i can always work out this bank robbing thing
for plan b
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Date: 2014-09-19 06:07 am (UTC)we're doing shark trips every month now
why don't you come in october
help us catch the next one
and if the new finned april doesn't beat me during the trip
you can rectify that
[He's not being totally serious on that last part because he doesn't think she is, either. Not to "no why" levels, at any rate. Not a single mention of the not-child bride to be found, they can leave that topic.]
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Date: 2014-09-19 01:34 pm (UTC)not in a lake
and with skiis
how much of an issue
would this hypothetically be
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Date: 2014-09-19 05:37 pm (UTC)and get the shoes you'll need
which i have plenty of thanks to the shop
then there won't be any issues
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Date: 2014-09-19 06:37 pm (UTC)it's exceeding my yearly outdoor time
but sharks
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Date: 2014-09-19 06:49 pm (UTC)yelled at lydia to wave when i went to take this picture
she did this
sharks are great
[The marine kind are great.]
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Date: 2014-09-20 04:06 am (UTC)yeah
but they have their natural habitat and i have mine
but
here
if i go on a boat with you
i get to take you somewhere
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Date: 2014-09-20 04:13 am (UTC)somewhere
like somewhere public
or
somewhere away or
which somewhere?
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Date: 2014-09-20 04:17 am (UTC)and
it's a mystery
[ dun dun dun? ]
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Date: 2014-09-20 04:38 am (UTC)dr shark
demanding crystals
[It's not stalking if it's public!!!]
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Date: 2014-09-20 04:46 am (UTC)if i can text them from my napping chair
instead of holding the meeting in a boat
but is this your mammal trickery way of saying you don't want a surprise mystery trip
to somewhere i like
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Date: 2014-09-20 05:07 am (UTC)not at all
i'd be thrilled to go on a mystery trip to somewhere you like
i'd take off work for it
[Which is easier when he's the boss, he knows. Being the boss is sometimes kind of great.]
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:40 pm (UTC)so i can survive a day in water world
i guess
wrestling sharks will help
that whole thing
[ now she just has to plot where that adventure will be
it's days like this she misses her friend orin. just a little ]
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Date: 2014-09-20 06:44 pm (UTC)great
i'll let the crew know so we can make arrangements
they were asking about you anyway
it'll be a good time
promise
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Date: 2014-09-20 07:30 pm (UTC)ill teach them to fear april prime
anyway
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Date: 2014-09-20 07:50 pm (UTC)but learning it firsthand is a good experience
maybe i can get them to bump the trip up a week or so
[He might be a little excited about this. As excited as he gets, at least.]