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Date: 2015-02-04 05:10 am (UTC)
infomodder: can i return to sender can i shove this in his chest would he be okay with that (knives property of H. L.)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
yeah?
shop's closing in an hour

[WELP
who cares about adult responsibilities right now whoever it may be can just
hold their objections
]
i'll be home soon

Date: 2015-02-04 05:27 am (UTC)
infomodder: and i'm about to go make him wish he had stayed there YW NEW BFF (your social worker is in that horse)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[holy shit

he can find something for those surprises another day

it's all hamsters and home from here, THE IMAGINATION HAS BEEN SPARKED
]

oh my god
i'm so grateful we rarely have any customers right now


[embarrassingly sparked, so soon]

Date: 2015-02-04 05:46 am (UTC)
infomodder: so maybe you should do set up and let me RUIN IT??? i'll tell him too lol yeah best plan a+ strategy (buuut i don't wanna get in trouble)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[can he just turn the lights off and flip the sign with his mind

someone please help will graham stop thinking of clothes in a closet and thus not on—

help
]

i don't want your work clothes
our closet can keep all of our clothes as far as i'm concerned
unless there's company

Date: 2015-02-04 11:56 pm (UTC)
infomodder: hannibal doesn't know how to preserve meat for long lol omg what a basic bitch right (gotta cook quickly or the meat spoils)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
we could make a specific day for it
no reason to hate monday then


[did he say the shop was closing in an hour

because the sign says it's closed right now, look at that

the power of april ludgate
]

Date: 2015-02-05 03:03 am (UTC)
infomodder: and tearing us all apart lisa ain't got shit on him (sharing his jars of blood)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[A+ totally endorsed.]

yeah
you should tell her that the first one sometime
not the second
fyi

Date: 2015-02-05 03:19 am (UTC)
infomodder: with or without the dogs you know whatever gets you groovin' i'm down with it i'm open to new things (for real i honestly just mean snuggling)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
sparing the rod is spoiling the child
that's just giving her a deserved compliment
aprilicia

Date: 2015-02-05 03:40 am (UTC)
infomodder: i've sunk so low (chillin in my own gutter)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
that's not fair
yours sounds like a pop star
or one of those poets who only writes in lowercase
mine sounds like some crap gladiator

Date: 2015-02-05 04:04 am (UTC)
infomodder: you hypocrite, take the plank out of your own eye before you try to take the speck out of your brother's (what did you just say about my accent)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
i just closed down a place of business far earlier than the sign on the door states
so i can seduce you
what's grown up about that


[Other than some of this phrasing, that is.]

Date: 2015-02-05 04:14 am (UTC)
infomodder: this escalated quickly son of a bitch (this? is actually not my design)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[i do declare!]

OMW BYE

[All caps again. He's on a mission! He's got a goal! Twenty minutes? Please. It'll be ten. And he'll be out of breath from running.]

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