[Wait, hold on. Give him a second. April wants to be seen in super public (literally super) with him. That's worth some horrible social interactions (read: basically all social interactions), and then some.]
yeah ok are we dressing up for this or can i wear plaid your call, Janet
[He so does. Cuts like a knife, yeah, kills like a dagger.]
what no no the swearing in party if we go together shouldn't we sort of match? i'd never ask you to wear a pun shirt in public why would i wear one if i'm with you you can't stand them it defeats going together
[Because then people might think you can't stand me instead of just my stupid shirt. NOT TODAY.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 12:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-15 12:46 am (UTC)beer and pizza with you is the party those swearing ins wish they could be
you're the best
don't forget it
[Says the wurst.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:08 am (UTC)we should go
after
1/3
Date: 2015-04-15 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-15 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-15 03:17 am (UTC)yeah ok
are we dressing up for this or can i wear plaid
your call, Janet
[Dressy plaid.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:19 am (UTC)your party
[ THERE IS A SMALL PAUSE HERE. feel the love in this gesture, will ]
just this once
the shirt can even have a pun on it
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:27 am (UTC)what
no no
the swearing in party
if we go together shouldn't we sort of match?
i'd never ask you to wear a pun shirt in public
why would i wear one if i'm with you
you can't stand them
it defeats going together
[Because then people might think you can't stand me instead of just my stupid shirt. NOT TODAY.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:31 am (UTC)[ srsly will. confidence. it's an amazing thing. ]
but if you wanna borrow my other slinky purple/black dress
we can do that
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:39 am (UTC)slinky dress next time
[Says the guy with absolutely no hair on his chest.]
see you an hour before usual
work's not too bad today
[And April is better anyway, clocks out, blames stomach issues.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:42 am (UTC)i'll find a good bad movie
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:04 am (UTC)with no subtitles
and you can just tell me what's happening
[ie. make up absolutely crazy bullshit for 2 hours and Will pretends to believe it's completely accurate]
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:15 am (UTC)you mean you can't fake speak spanish yet
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:25 am (UTC)[dogs]
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:46 am (UTC)[ fakely ]
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:54 am (UTC)?
[did he do good]
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Date: 2015-04-15 11:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-16 10:42 pm (UTC)huge praise coming from you
i'll try to stay ready and see you at home