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[aggressiveapathy]

do you have a t-shirt company yet?
you totally need a product line

[ferrisbuellean]

no but i totally need to put that on my to do list. i would make the best clothing line
i could do gym wear too. which is a hint that you need to come to the gym

[aggressiveapathy]

i demand 10%
for being the idea lady
and are you trying to call me fat

[ferrisbuellean]

Nah, I'd just say if I thought that. I'm trying to say come support your bf. I'm p sure you're the only reason he's doing this.

[aggressiveapathy]

nah
it's an internal thing
i mean
maybe i factor
but not so much

[ferrisbuellean]

You sure? Because I'm pretty sure every guy is doing it for the ladies.

[aggressiveapathy]

and cop-dom

[ferrisbuellean]

Cop doms? Is that some sort of porn?

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a state of being
but
i'm not running with you
i don't run

[ferrisbuellean]

That's ok. I don't do too much cardio at the gym. Mostly weights. I can run outside.
You can lift with us.

[aggressiveapathy]

gross
you can lift me

[ferrisbuellean]

Gladly. Bench press. You gotta lay still though. Or maybe you can hang on me while I do pull ups. Or lay on me for push ups. Idk, we can work out the finer details if you actually show up.

[aggressiveapathy]

then i get carried home

[ferrisbuellean]

Deal. But Will might have to do that. He's totally fit now.

[aggressiveapathy]

i will decide
it might be a joint effort

[ferrisbuellean]

Why don't you just go all out and buy one of those thrones that can be carried by buff topless men?

[aggressiveapathy]

gods don't spend money on their own worship
that's your job

[ferrisbuellean]

Point. I'll see if I can split the cost with Will.

Do you prefer Your Highness or Your Excellency?

[aggressiveapathy]

divine ludgate, descendant of venus works

[ferrisbuellean]

That is quite the title.

[aggressiveapathy]

that's just the informal shorthand
for my throne bearer

[ferrisbuellean]

But when do I get worshipped?

[aggressiveapathy]

after the cult recruitment

[ferrisbuellean]

Ok deal. So long as I get plenty of lady fans.

[aggressiveapathy]

how does chief priestess inspector sound