you wanna scam our friends for free cake and movies and whatever we want? i'll send out the invites after i finish putting the cheeseburger beds together
[The sound of one cheeseburger pod bed being carelessly plopped down is impossible to miss regardless of where one is in the house. He's going for a minor earthquake, apparently.]
point and it would be good for us to make sure they're actually comfortable right?
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Date: 2015-05-09 01:19 am (UTC)[He would have just asked "people?" but in the context of food...]
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Date: 2015-05-09 02:24 am (UTC)i don't think grey even knows what a birthday party is
and people can bring us cake
and movies
and whatever we want
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Date: 2015-05-09 02:33 am (UTC)i'll send out the invites after i finish putting the cheeseburger beds together
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Date: 2015-05-09 02:36 am (UTC)god did
and good
mary may need a nap zone
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Date: 2015-05-09 02:40 am (UTC)guess we'd better put off having sex in them until after your birthday then
[what else is he supposed to build a bed for if abigail's not around!?]
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Date: 2015-05-09 02:45 am (UTC)if they mind
there's our actual bed for naps
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Date: 2015-05-09 02:49 am (UTC)point
and it would be good for us to make sure they're actually comfortable
right?
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Date: 2015-05-09 02:53 am (UTC)and come on
if they know us at all
they know everything they touch in the house has had sex on it
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Date: 2015-05-09 03:00 am (UTC)no recovery
you have a list of 6?
is 6 good for you? more?
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Date: 2015-05-09 03:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-09 03:34 am (UTC)to send invites to
before we break in the beds
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Date: 2015-05-09 06:02 am (UTC)too
that can stand the hamburger surprise
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Date: 2015-05-09 06:22 am (UTC)will do
give me 15 minutes for set up
& pray this pissy fucking sheet of lettuce doesn't strangle me before then
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Date: 2015-05-09 04:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-09 06:00 pm (UTC)i'll leave the equally mutinous pickle for you to deal with
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Date: 2015-05-09 06:08 pm (UTC)see you soon babe