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[aggressiveapathy]

since i got bored while you were gone
and i can't encourage abby too much
i don't have felony bail money

[infomodder]

take it from the shop fund

[aggressiveapathy]

seeing as i don't work there
it's less embezzling
and more theft
so
cool
i'll let her know she's slacking with this petty crime stuff

[infomodder]

i've already put papers in order for if i leave here
there are three other names on the shop
Abigail
a guy i did a lot of work for at the marinas
he does the fishing stuff i can't because of the new job
and you are set as beneficiary
so yes
it's yours as much as it is mine
in case of emergency

[aggressiveapathy]

eh
guess i can live with white collar crime
you are leaving me a lawyer too
and all

[will. we do not seriously talk about vanishing, hush]

[infomodder]

jeff's been texting me too
are you giving him a lot of shit
you should give him more
i think that's how he bonds

[aggressiveapathy]

ugh
no
i can't
that's not what my shit giving is about
god
now i'm gonna have to eat one of his salads
to throw him off guard

[infomodder]

might work doubly if you ate half of it
before you drenched the entire thing in ranch
creamy fatty dressing on his healthy salads

[aggressiveapathy]

he might expect that
after the whole
burning of the froyo incident
you've missed a *week*

[infomodder]

i'm never leaving home again
i can't believe i missed guy fawkes froyo

[aggressiveapathy]

it was for freedom and justice
but there may be more fires
when the boys find out you've been sleeping around

[infomodder]

please don't tell?

[aggressiveapathy]

no promises
but you might be able to make it worth my while

[infomodder]

might?
i'm at your mercy
name it

[aggressiveapathy]

that's everyday
i'll think of something special
by the time you're back
so like
2020?

[infomodder]

[Ten minute delay.]

i'm negotiating the finer details
but no
should be before this month is out
might even be this weekend

[aggressiveapathy]

negotiating?
he's not getting any of my selfies as part of the deal
from you
he has to ask for those himelf

[infomodder]

no one will ever get those selfies from me
call me possessive
i don't think he'll ask either
he should know better

[aggressiveapathy]

true
it would mean him talking about something not you for more than the bargained five minutes
and possessive works
just
more easily from close range

[infomodder]

you can train him out of that
i'll teach you if you want to know how
when i get back
and reclaim the spot your other window men have undoubtedly been keeping warm in the meantime

[aggressiveapathy]

does it involve spray bottles
or tasers
or something with bees

[infomodder]

yes
only converted to verbal format
and i know very well that you are capable
of causing the same effect as all those things listed with your words

[aggressiveapathy]

:(
go focus on making dark deals with your boyfriend
it's no fun when you say things like that
and we can't make out after

[infomodder]

you got it
if all works out i should be back by saturday
we can go to the swear in if you want
after the bath and delousing and flea dip and showing you how much i missed you
:)

[aggressiveapathy]

or you can go to it as is
with me
and just look at fred
from across the room
with judgement