dorian is giving us handcuffs as a wedding present you'll have ample opportunity for pictures and correct no gym today i'll be at home making dinner barefoot
can do :( it's not as much fun when you say things like that and aren't here to make out with after but this gives me time to make something special for when you do get here
[Spoilers: it's a culinary amalgamation that would have Hannibal Lecter outraged. Asian stir fry fajitas. With lots of cheese.]
no crying in baseball and no crying in your dresses your spies won't have anything to report promise the only sort of crying that will be happening tonight is the good kind Spanish might be involved :)
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2015-07-30 08:54 pm (UTC)ask me to smile and raise my arms
i might be having a stroke
[yes good]
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Date: 2015-07-30 09:06 pm (UTC)always thinking of me
but that makes today
gym free day
right
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Date: 2015-07-30 09:28 pm (UTC)you'll have ample opportunity for pictures
and correct no gym today i'll be at home
making dinner barefoot
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Date: 2015-07-30 09:32 pm (UTC)send the kids to the movies
or ice cream
or the dirty movies with ice cream
you can be barefoot
i'll be handcuffed
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Date: 2015-07-30 09:37 pm (UTC):(
it's not as much fun when you say things like that and aren't here to make out with after
but this gives me time to make something special for when you do get here
[Spoilers: it's a culinary amalgamation that would have Hannibal Lecter outraged. Asian stir fry fajitas. With lots of cheese.]
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Date: 2015-07-30 10:04 pm (UTC)the stapler's mitch's narc
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Date: 2015-07-30 10:19 pm (UTC)i was giving you eyes
then someone
who will remain nameless
knocked the trash can over
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Date: 2015-07-31 12:09 am (UTC)but good effort
and stop hiding what they love in the trash
[ also now the phone background enjoy
they are that couple ]
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Date: 2015-07-31 12:16 am (UTC)would you like to make one?
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Date: 2015-07-31 12:25 am (UTC)or during
for a historically accurate homemade meal experience
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Date: 2015-07-31 12:36 am (UTC)i'll shoo the kids out and get ready
for this historically accurate homemade meal experience
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Date: 2015-07-31 04:09 am (UTC)don't make it too accurate
we can't go and make this normal
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Date: 2015-07-31 04:37 am (UTC)i don't have a frilly apron to round it out
and i won't be wearing fuck me heels at any point
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Date: 2015-07-31 01:34 pm (UTC)we're safe
now
no crying in jeff's room
until next wednesday
i have spies
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Date: 2015-07-31 01:46 pm (UTC)your spies won't have anything to report
promise
the only sort of crying that will be happening tonight is the good kind
Spanish might be involved
:)
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Date: 2015-07-31 11:21 pm (UTC)there'll be a test
[ sorry, mitch. totally ditching this work on someone else's desk tonight. will needs...comfort. ]
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Date: 2015-08-01 01:40 am (UTC)