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[textualhealing]

Please tell me that's a lie. I can't entirely tell via text and I really can't have that happen. Like seriously. If any authority ever asks to check my office or room? You gotta get your raccoons to attack them ok? I have some stuff that needs to stay hidden.
Rebel against The Man. Or Woman. Depends whether the cop is a chick or not.

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm printing this out
so everyone knows
i assaulted that cop under orders

[textualhealing]

Sure. Frame it. Tell them that I said I got some shady stuff hidden about while you're at it.

[aggressiveapathy]

just following orders, boss

[textualhealing]

You're the worst.

[aggressiveapathy]

in hindsight
wasn't life awful without me?

[textualhealing]

Each day without you was literally the best day ever.

[aggressiveapathy]

stop
you're making me blush
people will talk

[textualhealing]

People already talk.

P.S. Whos Troy?

[aggressiveapathy]

is this is trap?

[textualhealing]

Not unless you've got something to hide.
Just saw his name and avatar still saved...

[aggressiveapathy]

he was a guy that used to be here
tool fetishist

[textualhealing]

[Wat even...]

Surname?

[aggressiveapathy]

is that old for last name?

[textualhealing]

[May have to kill April next time they meet, kthx.]

Whats his last night?

[aggressiveapathy]

[ she tries ]

barnes

[textualhealing]

[This is why Spam can't tag things after just waking up; a story.]

Troy Barnes? When was he here? When did he leave?

[Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?]

[aggressiveapathy]

[ i understand. we all translate for each other ]

forever ago and forever minus, like...a year?
his life partner was here too
before the world ended

[textualhealing]

[Life partner? Wait...]

Abed?

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
weird
did you come back with bromance-dar?

[textualhealing]

[FUCK HIS LIFE. FUCK EVERYTHING. HE IS ALL ALONE AND HE WILL DIE ALONE.]

Yup. You got me. Magical bromance-dar. Immediately know bromances.
Well. Bye now.

[aggressiveapathy]

if you stop replying
we're gonna have to talk about this
in person one day
don't do that to us

[textualhealing]

But I don't like talking about stuff.

[aggressiveapathy]

right??
but
that was like
really specific

[textualhealing]

Long story short I just really liked the named Troy and was jealous he'd got better scores. And then his bro name guess was a total fluke. Out of all the names in the world I guessed Abed and it was right, because I'm a fucking genius.