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[infomodder]

something happened
i didn't have time to consult you before it happened
but since i love you and would do anything to make you happy
tell me what you want to name this little fellow trying to worm his way into your bed

[and she'll find he's sent her a picture of a very sexy bulldog]

[aggressiveapathy]

feed it to the sharks

[you must know the humor by now, will. you chose this.]

[infomodder]

that's too long for a dog tag honey
try again <3

[aggressiveapathy]

sharkbait

[infomodder]

sharkbruiser
sharkbuster
sharktodog









BULLSHARK

[aggressiveapathy]

too late
you picked him alone
i name him alone

[infomodder]

anything's better than what's on his name tag right now
DOKTOR BUTKIS
the back has an obscene addition
sharkbait it is

[aggressiveapathy]

will
did you liberate this dog

[infomodder]

yes
if you could hear him snort you would too
it's how he seduces

[aggressiveapathy]

thank god
we would used a nice house rivalry
which of our neighbors are we in a blood feud with

[infomodder]

none
i just want another dog
he's ruined one set of shoelaces
he'll fit in with the rest perfectly

[aggressiveapathy]

that's a terrible liberation story for sharkbait
i'm gonna tell it with more ninja stuff

[infomodder]

we'll be home in 15 minutes
you have until then to figure out the ninja-infused tale of how sharkbait came to live with us
and hope we got them all

[aggressiveapathy]

nah
there's one that got away
plotting in the shadows
that'll make grey happy

[infomodder]

are we giving him one of those wooden swords for christmas

[aggressiveapathy]

nah
he arms himself
when i'm not looking
not gonna encourage that one

[infomodder]

smart move
he's eying your favorite mexican place
guess that's what we're having for dinner
unless you've got a request?

[aggressiveapathy]

only that the dog gets all the tacos he can eat

[infomodder]

done deal
we'll be home asap with half the restaurant