[Sudden urge to get on the topic of dead presidents, no why—good, there, perfect, she guides him back to the purpose of this phone call without missing a beat. Actual lighthouse beacon April Ludgate (-Graham).]
You did not. Less laundry for tomorrow. [Not having to do as many chores on Saturday and therefore being able to spend more time with April is sexy, right? Christ.] Why don't you have more of those dresses? I wouldn't mind if you never wore a bra again.
[Whether at home or work, Jeff cannot escape this.]
Thinkin' about you never wearing a bra again so all talk is dirty talk. [LOOPHOLE!!!] Especially with you at the food of the be—
[And he cuts off abruptly; April might figure out why that is, considering she's left with an earful of muted dog barking coming from just outside their window. Something is up levels of dog barking that could just as easily be warning off the terribly murderous mailman or doggie spats.]
[She gets a noncommittal half grunt half hum, and the sounds of Will moving closer if the way the barking gets louder is anything to go by. Peeking out the window, and then...
They've found a large plastic bag. [Phone sex interrupted by dogs chasing a plastic bag, how does April handle this terrible life of hers!?] Typical. W...where we were again?
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Date: 2015-08-17 01:05 am (UTC)You did not. Less laundry for tomorrow. [Not having to do as many chores on Saturday and therefore being able to spend more time with April is sexy, right? Christ.] Why don't you have more of those dresses? I wouldn't mind if you never wore a bra again.
[or anything else lbr]
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Date: 2015-08-18 12:31 am (UTC)[ Not even pretending that's not what's going on, enjoy that Jeff. ]
Now. What're you doing...now.
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Date: 2015-08-18 12:55 am (UTC)Thinkin' about you never wearing a bra again so all talk is dirty talk. [LOOPHOLE!!!] Especially with you at the food of the be—
[And he cuts off abruptly; April might figure out why that is, considering she's left with an earful of muted dog barking coming from just outside their window. Something is up levels of dog barking that could just as easily be warning off the terribly murderous mailman or doggie spats.]
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Date: 2015-08-18 11:37 pm (UTC)[ Romantic moment ruined by dog barking- and April snickering because of course it is. It would be weird if it wasn't. ]
If the house is being invaded, don't forget boxers.
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Date: 2015-08-19 01:01 am (UTC)They've found a large plastic bag. [Phone sex interrupted by dogs chasing a plastic bag, how does April handle this terrible life of hers!?] Typical. W...where we were again?
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Date: 2015-08-19 10:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-08-19 10:58 pm (UTC)[Sure she doesn't want more terrible start-stop booyah phone sex interrupted by dogs? How could she pass that up, though?]
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Date: 2015-08-21 02:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-08-21 03:03 am (UTC)Can't wait. [She can probably hear the excited smile in his voice, the wretch.] I'll see you then.