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[lifeatsteak]

because people keep asking about it
i KNOW what commercialism is [Sort of.]
that is not christmas

[Added bonus: if he still can't understand it or gets something wrong, he can say he learned from April and people will assume she's playing a prank on him.]

[Honestly, he thinks that's probably going to happen anyway.]

[aggressiveapathy]

[ She's happy to provide the service ]

it's, i guess like
family time
and part of family time
is presents?

[lifeatsteak]

what does this santa bloke got to do with it then

[aggressiveapathy]

oh
that's how parents trick their kids into not noticing they spent their college fund on games
'santa' brings kid gifts

[lifeatsteak]

your saying hes not real
will said he is some weird old man with an army of slaves
whos lying

[His money's on April.]

[aggressiveapathy]

are saying my husband would lie?

[lifeatsteak]

no

[aggressiveapathy]

no fun
but
we have some documentaries on it
if you want

[lifeatsteak]

if you need a movie to explain it you can't blame ME for finding it confusing

[aggressiveapathy]

i don't need it
it's just better that way

[ are they watching claymation? oh yes, they are watching claymation ]

[lifeatsteak]

not YOU you i mean normal people

[And so Edgar lets slip that he doesn't think April is 'normal'. To be fair, he's hardly an authority on the subject.]

but sure lets watch your movie

[aggressiveapathy]

you're one of the good ones

[ calling her abnormal. she's so proud. ]

[lifeatsteak]

[????????]

has grey seen your movie

[aggressiveapathy]

no
bring him
and abby
and tom
it's fucking movie night

[lifeatsteak]

[Oh, collecting people, he's good at that.]

ill round them up
when do you need them

[aggressiveapathy]

friday night
this doesn't happen
until after thanksgiving

[lifeatsteak]

the day after the day after tomorrow when the sun sets
i will have it done by then

[He's taking this very seriously, are you proud??]

[aggressiveapathy]

so may it be