[The sleeve will do just fine. Really, April could grab his ear and he'd happily follow after, resume their former position. Even with the dreaded d-word on her tongue. At least in this tone there's no real fear of her going through with it.]
How can I praise you all the time if we're divorced? Unless you expect me to go through the stressful process of divorce but keep everything the same.
[Judging by his tone, that idea doesn't seem too horrible. Waking up next to April is anything but, always has been, before and after it was official.]
[He wiggles their fingers again, glancing at her out of the corner of his eye as though he's finally caught onto her game. Long enough for her to spot the mild theatrics. Nodding, he murmurs:]
[His lips purse as he nods a few times in resolution. Acceptance of fate instead of putting up fuss, that's her loser husband down to the marrow. No complaints, only agreement. He deserves this fate, but perhaps he gets a question. Not questioning her judgment, just a question in general.]
[ They still haven't really talked about Baltimore involvement. There is plenty of time for him to ruin everything. With that or a million other things.
Or time to distract her so her forgets it all and lives her normal, fur covered life. ]
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Date: 2015-12-28 05:10 am (UTC)How can I praise you all the time if we're divorced? Unless you expect me to go through the stressful process of divorce but keep everything the same.
[Judging by his tone, that idea doesn't seem too horrible. Waking up next to April is anything but, always has been, before and after it was official.]
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Date: 2015-12-28 06:09 pm (UTC)[ Divorced, married, whatever. They'll still have the bed. And kids. And dealing with Will's eternal habit of being murdered. ]
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Date: 2015-12-28 09:24 pm (UTC)I'll figure it out after waffles.
[The bed may be involved, if April so chooses.]
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Date: 2015-12-29 04:45 am (UTC)[ She gives him an appraising look. Loser that has given her yet another heart attack. But this is the horrible, stupid life she chose. ]
You're de-furring the whole house, too. After waffles.
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Date: 2015-12-29 05:32 am (UTC)The whole house including or excluding you?
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Date: 2015-12-29 05:35 am (UTC)[ They still haven't really talked about Baltimore involvement. There is plenty of time for him to ruin everything. With that or a million other things.
Or time to distract her so her forgets it all and lives her normal, fur covered life. ]