[It is awkward, but he molds into it without any hint of issue. Aching joints are ignored. Easy to do so when he has April to focus on.]
Never, no. [gosh!!!] Whatever happens, I wanna. I wanna watch it. The show. [The shitty zombie-themed Bachelor show. Rarely has Will confessed this level of deranged, depraved, and horrible desire. April truly has seen him at his worst.] You're gonna watch it with me, aren't you.
[Sacrifices are rewarded! April gets a little tongue (oh yeah) in that return kiss.]
Only horrible if you're not there. [Foot rub moves up, Will's positioning grows more awkward in an effort to be less awkward and more intimate, planting his face against her stomach.] Shower?
I dunno yet! [What he does know is that if he can get a good hold on her, he's totally going to just walk them both to the shower. Even if that involves carrying. By God he's gonna do it.] You'll be the first to know when I do know, how's that? Maybe they'll want you to come around. You'd look great on TV.
[Whatever he wants is apparently shifting to carry her bridal style into the bathroom, holding her close as can be.]
Mitch? This isn't up his alley. Isn't a show for kitchen appliances. [He has heard the toaster joke enough to not question it but accept it.] M'sure you could stop by. Backstage stuff. VIP pass. Whole nine yards.
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Date: 2016-09-03 01:51 am (UTC)Never, no. [gosh!!!] Whatever happens, I wanna. I wanna watch it. The show. [The shitty zombie-themed Bachelor show. Rarely has Will confessed this level of deranged, depraved, and horrible desire. April truly has seen him at his worst.] You're gonna watch it with me, aren't you.
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Date: 2016-09-03 01:59 am (UTC)[ she sacrifices a little of her own back and joints, using those stomach muscles to lean up and give him a quick kiss.]
We'll never miss it.
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Date: 2016-09-03 02:43 am (UTC)Only horrible if you're not there. [Foot rub moves up, Will's positioning grows more awkward in an effort to be less awkward and more intimate, planting his face against her stomach.] Shower?
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Date: 2016-09-03 02:49 am (UTC)Nu-uh. You gotta tell me all about show biz. Gonna tell people ever single why they're going to be forever alone?
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Date: 2016-09-03 03:05 am (UTC)[She goes limp. You can carry her Will, you can do whatever you want with her, as realization dawns.]
The campaign. I can't. But...Maybe we can get Mitch on as a celebrity guest.
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Date: 2016-09-03 03:12 am (UTC)Mitch? This isn't up his alley. Isn't a show for kitchen appliances. [He has heard the toaster joke enough to not question it but accept it.] M'sure you could stop by. Backstage stuff. VIP pass. Whole nine yards.