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[aggressiveapathy]

i'm free now

[ So he can call her again. Because as much as she wanted him to call, that doesn't mean he's free of getting some petty thrown his way. ]

[enigmaestro]

[Just for that, he waits fifteen minutes before calling back.]

Are you still free now, or was that a one-time offer?

[aggressiveapathy]

Now hasn't ended yet. Hey, Eddie.

[enigmaestro]

April. This is me, checking in. [Like a month later.] Aren't I behaving well?

[aggressiveapathy]

[There's a beat as April has to give the phone a skeptical look. Just checking in. And Easter was about Jesus and not candy to children all around the world.]

Yeah...are you in jail or- no. A vigilante justice cell or something?

[enigmaestro]

Really. That's your initial thought? That after years of avoiding jail, I'd not only find myself in one but immediately call you to save me?

I'm not imprisoned. I mean, unless you consider the whole of De Chima to be edging towards some Big Brother design, then I'll concede the point.

[aggressiveapathy]

People gets old. Slow. Bored. Kinky. And, like, half of Gotham is here again.

But okay. You wanna gossip.

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Home was a huge difference, and she shoves her forehead harder into his shoulder as a result. He got it. This wasn't some alternate universe one episode spin-off, wasn't some pit stop on the path of real life. It was all they had, all they got, and anything else was the back. The fake stuff. This was home.

So after a long moment she lifts her head up and tugs on his arm, looking to guide them out of the gift covered kitchen and towards that mentally promised bath. The cake and rings and snakes may just have possibly been forgotten in the...the good of the moment. ]

I like being home.

[infomodder]

[A tug on his arm might as well be a cozy collar around his neck attached to plaid leash she barely has to even move to get him to obey, he reacts so immediately and hopelessly. He'd agree that this was all they got, couldn't deny the truth of it, and with the scare of what home had been made being gone forever, he couldn't help but be a little. Well. Helpless in the way that April could give him the smallest verbal or physical cue and he would answer it like a command spoken directly.

He smiles, warm and happy, following natural at this point. Though he's not content to be nothing but completely enamored and in awe of her presence and one second from getting all soppy over everything, oh no. There is some moderately proactive measure taken, Will tangling their fingers back together while he looks at her like he's completely enamored and in awe and would walk far more than 500 miles back and forth if she asked.

He likes being home, too. The mentally promised baths are a bonus, having April back safe and sound and herself is all he needs, which is why he just won't stop looking at her with that stupidly pleased face of his.]

[enigmaestro]

This won't be conveyed over the phone -- but I distinctly narrowed my eyes at "kinky". So you know.

I want to talk about what you lot at the Ambassador's office are up to.

[aggressiveapathy]

Yeah. And I eyerolled at 'you lot.'

Can't we just get coffee or something?

[enigmaestro]

Would you prefer that, just getting coffee? Or do you want me in closer, scalding range?

[aggressiveapathy]

And ruin my respectable image?

[ See, it's funny because of course she would. Of course. But for reals. ]

I will not scald you. In the next two to three hours. On purpose.

[enigmaestro]

So you want a relatively short coffee break, is that what I'm to understand?

Then the next question: where?

[aggressiveapathy]

What city are you in now?

[infomodder]

do you want a gym membership
while i'm here
discount if you do

[He was totally not bothered by that whole shirtless Jeff thing. No way.]

[aggressiveapathy]

is that code for something?

[like Get Your Meth monthly club?]

or did someone get murdered on a treadmill?

[infomodder]

no
i need to get back in shape for the job
shop didn't really demand much physicality
this can
do you wanna work out with me?

[aggressiveapathy]

we can add a marathon component to the bedroom
but
why not more dogs?
more walks
less weird running in place
stuff

[infomodder]

ok yes we can add anything you want to the bedroom
but
dog walks don't do anything for abs
you know
building muscle in that area

[He will have a 4 pack, so help him.]

[aggressiveapathy]

do you need those to fight fish and crime?

[infomodder]

it would be helpful to be more in shape
sometimes there's the whole CHASE aspect to crime
don't wanna be the guy in the back gasping for air
like i'm 80

[aggressiveapathy]

or like the guy that's got minions
to do it for you
but okay
gym it up
i will send videos of the raccoons serving tiny burritos to the hamsters
for you to watch during work out hour

[infomodder]

you're going to send me videos of the raccoons fattening up the hamsters while i'm trying to get in shape
that is so motivational

[Or is it an implication that he doesn't need to go to the gym HE IS CONFUSED he just wants to look good naked okay]

[aggressiveapathy]

[ If you have questions you should ask with words, will. that just sounded like an adorable thing to watch so there ]

i wanna know how many they can fit in their cheeks at once