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[infomodder]

no
i need to get back in shape for the job
shop didn't really demand much physicality
this can
do you wanna work out with me?

[aggressiveapathy]

we can add a marathon component to the bedroom
but
why not more dogs?
more walks
less weird running in place
stuff

[infomodder]

ok yes we can add anything you want to the bedroom
but
dog walks don't do anything for abs
you know
building muscle in that area

[He will have a 4 pack, so help him.]

[aggressiveapathy]

do you need those to fight fish and crime?

[infomodder]

it would be helpful to be more in shape
sometimes there's the whole CHASE aspect to crime
don't wanna be the guy in the back gasping for air
like i'm 80

[aggressiveapathy]

or like the guy that's got minions
to do it for you
but okay
gym it up
i will send videos of the raccoons serving tiny burritos to the hamsters
for you to watch during work out hour

[infomodder]

you're going to send me videos of the raccoons fattening up the hamsters while i'm trying to get in shape
that is so motivational

[Or is it an implication that he doesn't need to go to the gym HE IS CONFUSED he just wants to look good naked okay]

[aggressiveapathy]

[ If you have questions you should ask with words, will. that just sounded like an adorable thing to watch so there ]

i wanna know how many they can fit in their cheeks at once

[infomodder]

[words are hard, THEY HAVE MEANING AND AGENDA]

be careful with the cholesterol levels
we don't want mitch-bot and old eddie to have heart attacks

[aggressiveapathy]

did you just watch a late night special on health or something
is mitch testing a subliminal ad-campaign on you?

1/2

[infomodder]

hey
i'm the cook here
i'm careful about dietary needs and restrictions
i don't need some late night special on health to tell me the basics

[infomodder]

do you know what today is?

[aggressiveapathy]

[ running through her memory, running...nope ]

earth day?

[infomodder]

i got here a year ago today
and you called me a racist
still no sign of five million and two bats
some vampire queen of the night

[aggressiveapathy]

all complaint cards go to eduardo
if you're dissatisfied with performance
so is the gym thing a new years resolution?

[infomodder]

he'll get a complaint card from me the day hell freezes over
you could call it that, sure

[aggressiveapathy]

mm
well
pizza and beer celebration would kinda ruin the effort, huh?

[infomodder]

if you want to have a pizza and beer celebration
i'll just put in more effort later
you want me to pick up the regular on the way home or
surprise you with something different
and
spontaneous

[aggressiveapathy]

it's your party, babe

[infomodder]

[Oh good, he has permission to cry. Awesome.]

beer and pizza with you is the party those swearing ins wish they could be
you're the best
don't forget it

[Says the wurst.]

[aggressiveapathy]

about that
we should go
after

1/3

[infomodder]

but there's so many people

[infomodder]

a crowd of people

[infomodder]

[Wait, hold on. Give him a second. April wants to be seen in super public (literally super) with him. That's worth some horrible social interactions (read: basically all social interactions), and then some.]

yeah ok
are we dressing up for this or can i wear plaid
your call, Janet

[Dressy plaid.]

[aggressiveapathy]

you can go in plaid pjs if you want
your party

[ THERE IS A SMALL PAUSE HERE. feel the love in this gesture, will ]

just this once
the shirt can even have a pun on it