if you want to have a pizza and beer celebration i'll just put in more effort later you want me to pick up the regular on the way home or surprise you with something different and spontaneous
[Wait, hold on. Give him a second. April wants to be seen in super public (literally super) with him. That's worth some horrible social interactions (read: basically all social interactions), and then some.]
yeah ok are we dressing up for this or can i wear plaid your call, Janet
[He so does. Cuts like a knife, yeah, kills like a dagger.]
what no no the swearing in party if we go together shouldn't we sort of match? i'd never ask you to wear a pun shirt in public why would i wear one if i'm with you you can't stand them it defeats going together
[Because then people might think you can't stand me instead of just my stupid shirt. NOT TODAY.]
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Date: 2015-04-14 11:09 pm (UTC)you could call it that, sure
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Date: 2015-04-14 11:14 pm (UTC)well
pizza and beer celebration would kinda ruin the effort, huh?
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Date: 2015-04-14 11:23 pm (UTC)i'll just put in more effort later
you want me to pick up the regular on the way home or
surprise you with something different
and
spontaneous
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Date: 2015-04-15 12:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-15 12:46 am (UTC)beer and pizza with you is the party those swearing ins wish they could be
you're the best
don't forget it
[Says the wurst.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:08 am (UTC)we should go
after
1/3
Date: 2015-04-15 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-15 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-15 03:17 am (UTC)yeah ok
are we dressing up for this or can i wear plaid
your call, Janet
[Dressy plaid.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:19 am (UTC)your party
[ THERE IS A SMALL PAUSE HERE. feel the love in this gesture, will ]
just this once
the shirt can even have a pun on it
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:27 am (UTC)what
no no
the swearing in party
if we go together shouldn't we sort of match?
i'd never ask you to wear a pun shirt in public
why would i wear one if i'm with you
you can't stand them
it defeats going together
[Because then people might think you can't stand me instead of just my stupid shirt. NOT TODAY.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:31 am (UTC)[ srsly will. confidence. it's an amazing thing. ]
but if you wanna borrow my other slinky purple/black dress
we can do that
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:39 am (UTC)slinky dress next time
[Says the guy with absolutely no hair on his chest.]
see you an hour before usual
work's not too bad today
[And April is better anyway, clocks out, blames stomach issues.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:42 am (UTC)i'll find a good bad movie
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:04 am (UTC)with no subtitles
and you can just tell me what's happening
[ie. make up absolutely crazy bullshit for 2 hours and Will pretends to believe it's completely accurate]
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:15 am (UTC)you mean you can't fake speak spanish yet
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:25 am (UTC)[dogs]
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:46 am (UTC)[ fakely ]
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Date: 2015-04-15 04:54 am (UTC)?
[did he do good]
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Date: 2015-04-15 11:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-16 10:42 pm (UTC)huge praise coming from you
i'll try to stay ready and see you at home