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[aggressiveapathy]

or like the guy that's got minions
to do it for you
but okay
gym it up
i will send videos of the raccoons serving tiny burritos to the hamsters
for you to watch during work out hour

[infomodder]

you're going to send me videos of the raccoons fattening up the hamsters while i'm trying to get in shape
that is so motivational

[Or is it an implication that he doesn't need to go to the gym HE IS CONFUSED he just wants to look good naked okay]

[aggressiveapathy]

[ If you have questions you should ask with words, will. that just sounded like an adorable thing to watch so there ]

i wanna know how many they can fit in their cheeks at once

[infomodder]

[words are hard, THEY HAVE MEANING AND AGENDA]

be careful with the cholesterol levels
we don't want mitch-bot and old eddie to have heart attacks

[aggressiveapathy]

did you just watch a late night special on health or something
is mitch testing a subliminal ad-campaign on you?

1/2

[infomodder]

hey
i'm the cook here
i'm careful about dietary needs and restrictions
i don't need some late night special on health to tell me the basics

[infomodder]

do you know what today is?

[aggressiveapathy]

[ running through her memory, running...nope ]

earth day?

[infomodder]

i got here a year ago today
and you called me a racist
still no sign of five million and two bats
some vampire queen of the night

[aggressiveapathy]

all complaint cards go to eduardo
if you're dissatisfied with performance
so is the gym thing a new years resolution?

[infomodder]

he'll get a complaint card from me the day hell freezes over
you could call it that, sure

[aggressiveapathy]

mm
well
pizza and beer celebration would kinda ruin the effort, huh?

[infomodder]

if you want to have a pizza and beer celebration
i'll just put in more effort later
you want me to pick up the regular on the way home or
surprise you with something different
and
spontaneous

[aggressiveapathy]

it's your party, babe

[infomodder]

[Oh good, he has permission to cry. Awesome.]

beer and pizza with you is the party those swearing ins wish they could be
you're the best
don't forget it

[Says the wurst.]

[aggressiveapathy]

about that
we should go
after

1/3

[infomodder]

but there's so many people

[infomodder]

a crowd of people

[infomodder]

[Wait, hold on. Give him a second. April wants to be seen in super public (literally super) with him. That's worth some horrible social interactions (read: basically all social interactions), and then some.]

yeah ok
are we dressing up for this or can i wear plaid
your call, Janet

[Dressy plaid.]

[aggressiveapathy]

you can go in plaid pjs if you want
your party

[ THERE IS A SMALL PAUSE HERE. feel the love in this gesture, will ]

just this once
the shirt can even have a pun on it

[infomodder]

[He so does. Cuts like a knife, yeah, kills like a dagger.]

what
no no
the swearing in party
if we go together shouldn't we sort of match?
i'd never ask you to wear a pun shirt in public
why would i wear one if i'm with you
you can't stand them
it defeats going together

[Because then people might think you can't stand me instead of just my stupid shirt. NOT TODAY.]

[aggressiveapathy]

we'll match in entering and leaving and talking a lot together


[ srsly will. confidence. it's an amazing thing. ]

but if you wanna borrow my other slinky purple/black dress
we can do that

[infomodder]

haven't shaved my chest
slinky dress next time

[Says the guy with absolutely no hair on his chest.]

see you an hour before usual
work's not too bad today

[And April is better anyway, clocks out, blames stomach issues.]

[aggressiveapathy]

deal
i'll find a good bad movie

[infomodder]

a spanish movie
with no subtitles
and you can just tell me what's happening

[ie. make up absolutely crazy bullshit for 2 hours and Will pretends to believe it's completely accurate]