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just embezzling at this point tbh

[aggressiveapathy]

he's all grown up, will
he has other girlfriends
let him have a special night
so we can shame him in the morning
but check his sock drawer
i bet he keeps a stash
of something

1/3

[infomodder]

this is a different kind of missing
porter missing
looking now

[infomodder]

found facial mask cream

[infomodder]

if he doesn't come back
looks like we also scored some condoms

[aggressiveapathy]

he left left???
jerk
i can't law alone
that's not enough
what else has he got
i need a full humiliating list

[infomodder]

there are fancy cotton blend socks AND underwear
April
if he can afford these
we are NOT charging him enough rent

[aggressiveapathy]

that's it
double it
triple
i bet i can find his check book in the office
we could be having sex on golden sheets

[infomodder]

if he comes back we can bump it up
there's no more money around
no golden sheets
just his sheets

[aggressiveapathy]

those work too
i guess
how long has be been mia
anyway
i might need to send out cards

[infomodder]

well if they work for you they work for me too
i guess
he wasn't here this morning and
going over his room there's too much stuff
doesn't seem like he crashed somewhere else sort of stuff
so just today so far it looks like

[textualhealing]

I'm back. Did you hold the fort? If not you're fired.

[aggressiveapathy]

he gets one week
then it's all fair game

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
i have a solid phone handling scheme
it's amazing how few people speak spanish
in this day and age

[textualhealing]

Acceptable.
But maybe taking a name down would help.

[aggressiveapathy]

it's called playing hard to get jeff
if they want it enough
they'll call again

[infomodder]

maybe it's just one of those single day glitches
we could sleep in his room tonight
see how he reacts if he shows up tomorrow

[aggressiveapathy]

if you call me jeff in the night
we are renegotiating some things

[ but yes, solid plan a+ ]

[infomodder]

if i ever call you jeff
ask me to smile and raise my arms
i might be having a stroke

[yes good]

[aggressiveapathy]

and you know i'd want you in a humiliating position for better pictures
always thinking of me
but that makes today
gym free day
right

[textualhealing]

Pretty sure that's not how it works in law.

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm not the one that abandoned ship
quitters can't bitch

[infomodder]

dorian is giving us handcuffs as a wedding present
you'll have ample opportunity for pictures
and correct no gym today i'll be at home
making dinner barefoot

[aggressiveapathy]

i knew he was my favorite
send the kids to the movies
or ice cream
or the dirty movies with ice cream
you can be barefoot
i'll be handcuffed

[infomodder]

can do
:(
it's not as much fun when you say things like that and aren't here to make out with after
but this gives me time to make something special for when you do get here

[Spoilers: it's a culinary amalgamation that would have Hannibal Lecter outraged. Asian stir fry fajitas. With lots of cheese.]

[textualhealing]

Not like I chose to leave.