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[infomodder]

if he doesn't come back
looks like we also scored some condoms

[aggressiveapathy]

he left left???
jerk
i can't law alone
that's not enough
what else has he got
i need a full humiliating list

[infomodder]

there are fancy cotton blend socks AND underwear
April
if he can afford these
we are NOT charging him enough rent

[aggressiveapathy]

that's it
double it
triple
i bet i can find his check book in the office
we could be having sex on golden sheets

[infomodder]

if he comes back we can bump it up
there's no more money around
no golden sheets
just his sheets

[aggressiveapathy]

those work too
i guess
how long has be been mia
anyway
i might need to send out cards

[infomodder]

well if they work for you they work for me too
i guess
he wasn't here this morning and
going over his room there's too much stuff
doesn't seem like he crashed somewhere else sort of stuff
so just today so far it looks like

[aggressiveapathy]

he gets one week
then it's all fair game

[infomodder]

maybe it's just one of those single day glitches
we could sleep in his room tonight
see how he reacts if he shows up tomorrow

[aggressiveapathy]

if you call me jeff in the night
we are renegotiating some things

[ but yes, solid plan a+ ]

[infomodder]

if i ever call you jeff
ask me to smile and raise my arms
i might be having a stroke

[yes good]

[aggressiveapathy]

and you know i'd want you in a humiliating position for better pictures
always thinking of me
but that makes today
gym free day
right

[infomodder]

dorian is giving us handcuffs as a wedding present
you'll have ample opportunity for pictures
and correct no gym today i'll be at home
making dinner barefoot

[aggressiveapathy]

i knew he was my favorite
send the kids to the movies
or ice cream
or the dirty movies with ice cream
you can be barefoot
i'll be handcuffed

[infomodder]

can do
:(
it's not as much fun when you say things like that and aren't here to make out with after
but this gives me time to make something special for when you do get here

[Spoilers: it's a culinary amalgamation that would have Hannibal Lecter outraged. Asian stir fry fajitas. With lots of cheese.]

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm not doing work selfies
the stapler's mitch's narc

[infomodder]

[one picture sent!]

i was giving you eyes
then someone
who will remain nameless
knocked the trash can over

[aggressiveapathy]

not even in my dress
but good effort
and stop hiding what they love in the trash

[ also now the phone background enjoy

they are that couple ]

[infomodder]

the dress is reserved for in person appointments only
would you like to make one?

[aggressiveapathy]

after dinner
or during
for a historically accurate homemade meal experience

[infomodder]

sent EAR to lay it over the bed
i'll shoo the kids out and get ready
for this historically accurate homemade meal experience

[aggressiveapathy]

well
don't make it too accurate
we can't go and make this normal

[infomodder]

of course not
i don't have a frilly apron to round it out
and i won't be wearing fuck me heels at any point

[aggressiveapathy]

okay
we're safe
now
no crying in jeff's room
until next wednesday
i have spies

[infomodder]

no crying in baseball and no crying in your dresses
your spies won't have anything to report
promise
the only sort of crying that will be happening tonight is the good kind
Spanish might be involved
:)