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[aggressiveapathy]

i'm not doing work selfies
the stapler's mitch's narc

[aggressiveapathy]

that's what everyone says
did you find out you were dead all along or whatever
on the trip back

[textualhealing]

Dead inside.
I was gone a year. Except not.

[infomodder]

[one picture sent!]

i was giving you eyes
then someone
who will remain nameless
knocked the trash can over

[aggressiveapathy]

oh no
did they bring crocks back?

[aggressiveapathy]

not even in my dress
but good effort
and stop hiding what they love in the trash

[ also now the phone background enjoy

they are that couple ]

[infomodder]

the dress is reserved for in person appointments only
would you like to make one?

[aggressiveapathy]

after dinner
or during
for a historically accurate homemade meal experience

[infomodder]

sent EAR to lay it over the bed
i'll shoo the kids out and get ready
for this historically accurate homemade meal experience

[aggressiveapathy]

well
don't make it too accurate
we can't go and make this normal

[infomodder]

of course not
i don't have a frilly apron to round it out
and i won't be wearing fuck me heels at any point

[aggressiveapathy]

okay
we're safe
now
no crying in jeff's room
until next wednesday
i have spies

[infomodder]

no crying in baseball and no crying in your dresses
your spies won't have anything to report
promise
the only sort of crying that will be happening tonight is the good kind
Spanish might be involved
:)

[textualhealing]

Thankfully not. But I think loafers might be making a comeback.

[aggressiveapathy]

study up
there'll be a test

[ sorry, mitch. totally ditching this work on someone else's desk tonight. will needs...comfort. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

god
the world finds new ways to murder my soul
it's bleeding now jeff
all over my keyboard

[infomodder]

si señora

[textualhealing]

Don't break your keyboard.
There's worse out there. Like cowboy boot sandals, And uggs.

[aggressiveapathy]

:(
it's like you came back just to punish me

[textualhealing]

I did. That was the only reason I returned.
Porters orders.

[aggressiveapathy]

god
i should have just let will have his way with your stuff

[textualhealing]

So it was him digging around in my room! Knew it. What an asshole.

[aggressiveapathy]

cop
he was looking for clues
on what mob boss you pissed off with your law

[textualhealing]

Please tell me that's a lie. I can't entirely tell via text and I really can't have that happen. Like seriously. If any authority ever asks to check my office or room? You gotta get your raccoons to attack them ok? I have some stuff that needs to stay hidden.
Rebel against The Man. Or Woman. Depends whether the cop is a chick or not.

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm printing this out
so everyone knows
i assaulted that cop under orders