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[aggressiveapathy]

that's what everyone says
did you find out you were dead all along or whatever
on the trip back

[textualhealing]

Dead inside.
I was gone a year. Except not.

[aggressiveapathy]

oh no
did they bring crocks back?

[textualhealing]

Thankfully not. But I think loafers might be making a comeback.

[aggressiveapathy]

god
the world finds new ways to murder my soul
it's bleeding now jeff
all over my keyboard

[textualhealing]

Don't break your keyboard.
There's worse out there. Like cowboy boot sandals, And uggs.

[aggressiveapathy]

:(
it's like you came back just to punish me

[textualhealing]

I did. That was the only reason I returned.
Porters orders.

[aggressiveapathy]

god
i should have just let will have his way with your stuff

[textualhealing]

So it was him digging around in my room! Knew it. What an asshole.

[aggressiveapathy]

cop
he was looking for clues
on what mob boss you pissed off with your law

[textualhealing]

Please tell me that's a lie. I can't entirely tell via text and I really can't have that happen. Like seriously. If any authority ever asks to check my office or room? You gotta get your raccoons to attack them ok? I have some stuff that needs to stay hidden.
Rebel against The Man. Or Woman. Depends whether the cop is a chick or not.

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm printing this out
so everyone knows
i assaulted that cop under orders

[textualhealing]

Sure. Frame it. Tell them that I said I got some shady stuff hidden about while you're at it.

[aggressiveapathy]

just following orders, boss

[textualhealing]

You're the worst.

[aggressiveapathy]

in hindsight
wasn't life awful without me?

[textualhealing]

Each day without you was literally the best day ever.

[aggressiveapathy]

stop
you're making me blush
people will talk

[textualhealing]

People already talk.

P.S. Whos Troy?

[aggressiveapathy]

is this is trap?

[textualhealing]

Not unless you've got something to hide.
Just saw his name and avatar still saved...

[aggressiveapathy]

he was a guy that used to be here
tool fetishist

[textualhealing]

[Wat even...]

Surname?

[aggressiveapathy]

is that old for last name?