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[aggressiveapathy]

there's only one way to be sure

[infomodder]

but not worth it
be the bigger person you know you are on the inside

[aggressiveapathy]

you are giving me more reasons to not listen to you
fyi
entertain me with more adventure stories
and maybe fred's hair can live another day

[infomodder]

i can tell you from experience that bears shit in the woods here just like they did back home
i'll also be coming back to you with a beard
haven't had time to shave
you might not recognize me

[aggressiveapathy]

i didn't know playing fetch
involved actually becoming a woodland creature

[infomodder]

if you want to actually play fetch right
have to get into 100%
no half assing
no shaving

[aggressiveapathy]

gross
you're getting the hose
before coming in the house

[infomodder]

gonna give me a bath in the back yard first?

[aggressiveapathy]

depends
how covered in outdoors the gifts and forks are
otherwise i'm sending grey to handle it

[infomodder]

they're fine i promise
i don't want grey to bathe me

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
there's a lot of not wanting going around
i'll make him practice on digby first

[infomodder]

April.

[aggressiveapathy]

...
fine

[infomodder]

when a bearded, scraggly man in ratty clothes comes knocking at your window in a few days' time
and the knock is to the tune of shave and a haircut two bits
that's how you know it's me
okay?

[So she can let him in or make him break in and watch. Either or.]

[aggressiveapathy]

babe
you don't have to do the pattern
none of my other window men knock

[infomodder]

well pardon me for wanting to be polite

[aggressiveapathy]

no
forgiveness is only given in person

[infomodder]

as it should be
after a bath
and maybe teeth brushing
or brush teeth and then bath
we'll figure it out

[aggressiveapathy]

and the delousing and flea dip
we have standards
in this house
will graham

[infomodder]

since when

[aggressiveapathy]

since i got bored while you were gone
and i can't encourage abby too much
i don't have felony bail money

[infomodder]

take it from the shop fund

[aggressiveapathy]

seeing as i don't work there
it's less embezzling
and more theft
so
cool
i'll let her know she's slacking with this petty crime stuff

[infomodder]

i've already put papers in order for if i leave here
there are three other names on the shop
Abigail
a guy i did a lot of work for at the marinas
he does the fishing stuff i can't because of the new job
and you are set as beneficiary
so yes
it's yours as much as it is mine
in case of emergency

[aggressiveapathy]

eh
guess i can live with white collar crime
you are leaving me a lawyer too
and all

[will. we do not seriously talk about vanishing, hush]