when a bearded, scraggly man in ratty clothes comes knocking at your window in a few days' time and the knock is to the tune of shave and a haircut two bits that's how you know it's me okay?
[So she can let him in or make him break in and watch. Either or.]
i've already put papers in order for if i leave here there are three other names on the shop Abigail a guy i did a lot of work for at the marinas he does the fishing stuff i can't because of the new job and you are set as beneficiary so yes it's yours as much as it is mine in case of emergency
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Date: 2015-07-16 03:34 am (UTC)and the knock is to the tune of shave and a haircut two bits
that's how you know it's me
okay?
[So she can let him in or make him break in and watch. Either or.]
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Date: 2015-07-16 03:36 am (UTC)you don't have to do the pattern
none of my other window men knock
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Date: 2015-07-16 03:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-16 03:47 am (UTC)forgiveness is only given in person
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Date: 2015-07-16 03:51 am (UTC)after a bath
and maybe teeth brushing
or brush teeth and then bath
we'll figure it out
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Date: 2015-07-16 03:52 am (UTC)we have standards
in this house
will graham
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Date: 2015-07-16 03:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-16 03:58 am (UTC)and i can't encourage abby too much
i don't have felony bail money
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-16 04:08 am (UTC)it's less embezzling
and more theft
so
cool
i'll let her know she's slacking with this petty crime stuff
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:11 am (UTC)there are three other names on the shop
Abigail
a guy i did a lot of work for at the marinas
he does the fishing stuff i can't because of the new job
and you are set as beneficiary
so yes
it's yours as much as it is mine
in case of emergency
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:13 am (UTC)guess i can live with white collar crime
you are leaving me a lawyer too
and all
[will. we do not seriously talk about vanishing, hush]
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:17 am (UTC)are you giving him a lot of shit
you should give him more
i think that's how he bonds
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:19 am (UTC)no
i can't
that's not what my shit giving is about
god
now i'm gonna have to eat one of his salads
to throw him off guard
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:21 am (UTC)before you drenched the entire thing in ranch
creamy fatty dressing on his healthy salads
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:23 am (UTC)he might expect that
after the whole
burning of the froyo incident
you've missed a *week*
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:28 am (UTC)i can't believe i missed guy fawkes froyo
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:36 am (UTC)but there may be more fires
when the boys find out you've been sleeping around
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-16 04:48 am (UTC)but you might be able to make it worth my while
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:49 am (UTC)i'm at your mercy
name it
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Date: 2015-07-16 04:58 am (UTC)i'll think of something special
by the time you're back
so like
2020?
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Date: 2015-07-16 05:03 am (UTC)i'm negotiating the finer details
but no
should be before this month is out
might even be this weekend
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Date: 2015-07-16 09:30 pm (UTC)he's not getting any of my selfies as part of the deal
from you
he has to ask for those himelf
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Date: 2015-07-16 09:45 pm (UTC)call me possessive
i don't think he'll ask either
he should know better
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