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April Ludgate
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no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 04:26 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
love me enough to seduce me again
like i said
if that wasn't obvious i don't know if you deserve wedding story
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 04:44 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
i can do that
[
An entire shiver of sharks named April, as well as a few endangered whales. And a walrus. Maybe? Something decidedly
not murder.
]
i don't know about any wedding stories
what wedding story?
[
Look, he follows rules so well! Love him.
]
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 04:49 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
future you will get the joke
in cold war vegas
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 04:52 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
future will will get the joke?
[
finds a dad outside the shop
shares this stupid joke
laughs for an hour
high fives
]
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 04:54 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
no sex tonight
[ she will probably forget about this pun sin before tonight.
but still. god. ]
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 04:57 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
i'll practice the seduction technique
in that case
[
Something is going to die.
Or.
Hamster 3.
]
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 05:01 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
you're on
[ all the animals. humane society ain't got nothing on them ]
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 05:10 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
yeah?
shop's closing in an hour
[
WELP
who cares about adult responsibilities right now whoever it may be can just
hold their objections
]
i'll be home soon
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 05:13 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
ill be there
hanging up my work clothes
in our closet
[ so...snap? ]
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 05:27 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
[
holy shit
he can find something for those surprises another day
it's all hamsters and home from here, THE IMAGINATION HAS BEEN SPARKED
]
oh my god
i'm so grateful we rarely have any customers right now
[
embarrassingly sparked, so soon
]
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 05:33 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
just because it's
our
closet
you cannot have my work clothes
to be clear
unless you ask nice
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 05:46 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
[
can he just turn the lights off and flip the sign with his mind
someone please help will graham stop thinking of clothes in a closet and thus not on—
help
]
i don't want your work clothes
our
closet can keep all of our clothes as far as i'm concerned
unless there's company
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 10:54 pm (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
well
abby may need to learn to knock
no subject
Date:
2015-02-04 11:56 pm (UTC)
From:
infomodder
we could make a specific day for it
no reason to hate monday then
[
did he say the shop was closing in an hour
because the sign says it's closed right now, look at that
the power of april ludgate
]
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 02:39 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
[ Her powers are going to end in them having no money. And having to turn to a life of crime. Flawless plan, really. ]
nah
she's tough
and knows where babies come from
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 03:03 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
[
A+ totally endorsed.
]
yeah
you should tell her that the first one sometime
not the second
fyi
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 03:13 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
that's spoiling the child william
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 03:19 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
sparing the rod is spoiling the child
that's just giving her a deserved compliment
aprilicia
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 03:38 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
i'm changing my name to that
and you can be willimus
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 03:40 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
that's not fair
yours sounds like a pop star
or one of those poets who only writes in lowercase
mine sounds like some crap gladiator
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 04:00 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
life is disappointing
when you're a grown up
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 04:04 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
i just closed down a place of business far earlier than the sign on the door states
so i can seduce you
what's grown up about that
[
Other than some of this phrasing, that is.
]
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 04:10 am (UTC)
From:
aggressiveapathy
you have 20 minutes to get here
no subject
Date:
2015-02-05 04:14 am (UTC)
From:
infomodder
[
i do declare!
]
OMW BYE
[
All caps again. He's on a mission! He's got a goal! Twenty minutes? Please. It'll be ten. And he'll be out of breath from running.
]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:26 am (UTC)like i said
if that wasn't obvious i don't know if you deserve wedding story
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 04:44 am (UTC)[An entire shiver of sharks named April, as well as a few endangered whales. And a walrus. Maybe? Something decidedly not murder.]
i don't know about any wedding stories
what wedding story?
[Look, he follows rules so well! Love him.]
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 04:49 am (UTC)in cold war vegas
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 04:52 am (UTC)[finds a dad outside the shop
shares this stupid joke
laughs for an hour
high fives]
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 04:54 am (UTC)[ she will probably forget about this pun sin before tonight.
but still. god. ]
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 04:57 am (UTC)in that case
[Something is going to die.
Or.
Hamster 3.]
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 05:01 am (UTC)[ all the animals. humane society ain't got nothing on them ]
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 05:10 am (UTC)shop's closing in an hour
[WELP
who cares about adult responsibilities right now whoever it may be can just
hold their objections]
i'll be home soon
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 05:13 am (UTC)hanging up my work clothes
in our closet
[ so...snap? ]
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 05:27 am (UTC)he can find something for those surprises another day
it's all hamsters and home from here, THE IMAGINATION HAS BEEN SPARKED]
oh my god
i'm so grateful we rarely have any customers right now
[embarrassingly sparked, so soon]
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 05:33 am (UTC)you cannot have my work clothes
to be clear
unless you ask nice
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 05:46 am (UTC)someone please help will graham stop thinking of clothes in a closet and thus not on—
help]
i don't want your work clothes
our closet can keep all of our clothes as far as i'm concerned
unless there's company
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 10:54 pm (UTC)abby may need to learn to knock
no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 11:56 pm (UTC)no reason to hate monday then
[did he say the shop was closing in an hour
because the sign says it's closed right now, look at that
the power of april ludgate]
no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 02:39 am (UTC)nah
she's tough
and knows where babies come from
no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 03:03 am (UTC)yeah
you should tell her that the first one sometime
not the second
fyi
no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 03:19 am (UTC)that's just giving her a deserved compliment
aprilicia
no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 03:38 am (UTC)and you can be willimus
no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 03:40 am (UTC)yours sounds like a pop star
or one of those poets who only writes in lowercase
mine sounds like some crap gladiator
no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 04:00 am (UTC)when you're a grown up
no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 04:04 am (UTC)so i can seduce you
what's grown up about that
[Other than some of this phrasing, that is.]
no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 04:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 04:14 am (UTC)OMW BYE
[All caps again. He's on a mission! He's got a goal! Twenty minutes? Please. It'll be ten. And he'll be out of breath from running.]