[ And Dorian does indeed let himself in....and promptly almost trips over a dog because new person! Hello there new person, let me sniff you! Whereas Dorian is pure fuck you Bark, get out from under his legs.
Someone is emphatically not a pet person. Still, he makes his way to the blanket fort (just not gonna question that either, he's learned to roll with April). Once he's inside, he starts taking out the libations brought for the missing husband pity party. ]
One bottle of gin, a two-liter of tonic water, one lime, some terrible cheap wine, and an airplane bottle of some whipped cream flavored vodka if you really hate yourself. [ He's the best at dealing with things and by best I mean worst. ]
[ Guess how much she hates herself? Enough to go directly for the candy vodka. But well done with tribute, Dorian. She moves over enough to allow room for him and the drinks under the (slowly built-up and reinforced over the course of the week) fort.
[ He's forgotten a few integral parts in his plan (knife to cut the lime as well as cups), but Dorian's already getting into the wine as April grabs the vodka. The wine's a screw-top because again, cheap.
And oh ouch. He can't help but wince at that, giving April a sympathy smile and a shake of his head. That's quite possibly the worst time for someone to get Ported out, poor April. ]
Hopefully it was more towards aftercare and not at the peak.
[ because getting Ported out when you're doing post coital cuddles? That sucks. Getting Ported out when you're close to orgasming? That really sucks. (also, that little voice in Dorian's head that normally says 'please don't talk about other people's sex life in great detail' is just getting turned off. He kind of wants to see how far April's going to go, while being supportive with booze at the same time.) ]
That's rough. [ understatement of the year. ] Mr. Vibrator and Mr. Alcohol have probably gotten a lot of use, then.
[ considering Will didn't know that much about vibrators, though...probably not. God, he wasn't even a girl and he still knew more about these things than most people, thanks unbridled debauchery plus googling things when bored. ]
Been there done that, [ said with a little sigh as Dorian took a drink of wine STRAIGHT from the bottle. ] Apparently when Toby's...gone, I spiral into a decades long depression.
[ of course in this case 'gone' = 'died' but ahahaha he is not gonna tell April that. ]
[ But it's the way she's pathetic, and it's an amazing admission. or she's taking it that way, anyway. Whether it's true or not, she likes to think it in the here and now. ]
You should bring him. So I can hate your current happiness all the way.
[ She gives him a long look, clearly not believing this. There were powers to getting around the sun, but. Whatever. She was secure in his patheticness, which made her current state seem slightly less horrifying. Even as she sprawls back out on a floor pillow, in her blanket fort, and takes a chug of vodka while lying on her back.
Fair warning, I'm going to sound completely desperate. [ Which Dorian knows April will make fun of him for. He deserves it, though. And really, if her making fun of him makes her feel better, he's up for that. ]
1986, Whitby. We met at a costume party. I knew almost everybody there but I didn't know him. Even from a first glance I could tell Toby was wonderful. He looked like he got dressed in the dark, Marty McFly or so he claimed. But I could tell there was something special about him right from the moment I saw him. I chatted him up, brought him a drink...and then he brushed me off. He told me I was nothing special. [ It's truly amazing how nostalgic Dorian looks when he's telling this story. ]
Well, I'm stubborn enough to get what I want, so I worked my way into Toby's social circle. We met again, I was rebuked, again. The third time though, we met up, I went back to his place, and we had an...eventful night.
[ Toby nommed on a girl right in front of Dorian and scared the shit out of him. ]
By the end of the night, we had both come to an understanding that we'd be good for each other. I don't know whether I wore him down or I finally proved myself to him, but those months afterward...God, they were so wonderful.
[ Dorian was dressed as Adam Ant. He's even more pathetic. ]
He got ported in after I had a disastrous string of lovers. [ well, after Yuri and Dio. Kate wasn't disastrous, it was just more 'why were they dating in the first place.' Abduxel was awesome until Dorian broke it off by being an ass and having Tobias Matthews tunnel vision. ]
We had just recently, ah, made up back home, so our relationship was on shaky footing then. [ Toby got brought back from the dead due to magic tarot cards. ] We gave each other space here at first, because he didn't want to disturb the life I made for myself. I, however, desperately wanted him to disturb that life, so it should come as no surprise we ended up back together.
You're a tragic romantic, Dorian. Good job. I...mm. Wouldn't have bet that.
[ But she's happy to be surprised- that was the point, after all. If life was half as predictable as April cynically proclaimed it was, there wouldn't be any fun in living. She'd just take a Polaroid, write her predictions out, and throw herself into a river. ]
Only for certain people! [ he responded with a teasing little smile. Or, at least, only for Toby. Mostly for Toby. Has he told April about just how awesome Toby is, he could do that all day.
But not right now, back to drinks. ] I can make you a gin and tonic if you want something that doesn't taste like you're drinking bleach.
I don't think you know what gin and tonic tastes like.
[ She would have thought the opposite would be true, that hearing about ~happy~ in other people would just piss her off but...god. She was the most pathetic of them all. It made her feel a little better, that the porter hadn't declared a full war against love. She wanted...
Hm.]
I want- you. Grey. Promise me a boon or whatever. Now, when I'm pathetic, too.
[ Because Will is coming back, no question. It will just have to wait until he comes back from the dead after April kills him for vanishing in the first place. ]
[ said with a big grin on his face. And glad that she has faith because Dorian would not know what to do if April believed Will wasn't coming back (which for him, is a valid possibility) ] The question now is, Heropa or Maurtia Falls?
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Date: 2015-10-25 10:49 pm (UTC)Someone is emphatically not a pet person. Still, he makes his way to the blanket fort (just not gonna question that either, he's learned to roll with April). Once he's inside, he starts taking out the libations brought for the missing husband pity party. ]
One bottle of gin, a two-liter of tonic water, one lime, some terrible cheap wine, and an airplane bottle of some whipped cream flavored vodka if you really hate yourself. [ He's the best at dealing with things and by best I mean worst. ]
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Date: 2015-10-25 11:22 pm (UTC)As a reward, he gets a yet to be heard insight.]
The porter took him during sex. She's out for me.
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Date: 2015-10-25 11:43 pm (UTC)And oh ouch. He can't help but wince at that, giving April a sympathy smile and a shake of his head. That's quite possibly the worst time for someone to get Ported out, poor April. ]
Hopefully it was more towards aftercare and not at the peak.
[ because getting Ported out when you're doing post coital cuddles? That sucks. Getting Ported out when you're close to orgasming? That really sucks. (also, that little voice in Dorian's head that normally says 'please don't talk about other people's sex life in great detail' is just getting turned off. He kind of wants to see how far April's going to go, while being supportive with booze at the same time.) ]
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Date: 2015-10-26 12:03 am (UTC)Hello, vodka. Dear friend.]
Like the porter half-asses. We're talking, like, two minutes too soon. Most of the bedroom furniture didn't survive.
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Date: 2015-10-26 12:46 am (UTC)That's rough. [ understatement of the year. ] Mr. Vibrator and Mr. Alcohol have probably gotten a lot of use, then.
[ considering Will didn't know that much about vibrators, though...probably not. God, he wasn't even a girl and he still knew more about these things than most people, thanks unbridled debauchery plus googling things when bored. ]
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Date: 2015-10-26 03:37 am (UTC)[ Please. Like guys would know as much as that high frequency gift, no matter how experienced. But. She sighs ]
And, ngh. No. When your not-husband vanishes, see how long you can keep it up.
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Date: 2015-10-26 03:43 am (UTC)[ of course in this case 'gone' = 'died' but ahahaha he is not gonna tell April that. ]
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Date: 2015-10-26 03:46 am (UTC)[ But it's the way she's pathetic, and it's an amazing admission. or she's taking it that way, anyway. Whether it's true or not, she likes to think it in the here and now. ]
You should bring him. So I can hate your current happiness all the way.
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Date: 2015-10-26 03:50 am (UTC)Not right now. He's got a condition, sun does strange things with his skin.
[ like burning it up. ] I'm afraid you'll just have to settle for me.
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Date: 2015-10-26 03:53 am (UTC)Like an adult.]
Tell me how you met. All that stupid stuff.
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Date: 2015-10-26 04:03 am (UTC)1986, Whitby. We met at a costume party. I knew almost everybody there but I didn't know him. Even from a first glance I could tell Toby was wonderful. He looked like he got dressed in the dark, Marty McFly or so he claimed. But I could tell there was something special about him right from the moment I saw him. I chatted him up, brought him a drink...and then he brushed me off. He told me I was nothing special. [ It's truly amazing how nostalgic Dorian looks when he's telling this story. ]
Well, I'm stubborn enough to get what I want, so I worked my way into Toby's social circle. We met again, I was rebuked, again. The third time though, we met up, I went back to his place, and we had an...eventful night.
[ Toby nommed on a girl right in front of Dorian and scared the shit out of him. ]
By the end of the night, we had both come to an understanding that we'd be good for each other. I don't know whether I wore him down or I finally proved myself to him, but those months afterward...God, they were so wonderful.
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Date: 2015-10-26 04:41 am (UTC)But, god. Marty McFly. That was a twisted kind of sexy. ]
And here?
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Date: 2015-10-26 04:48 am (UTC)He got ported in after I had a disastrous string of lovers. [ well, after Yuri and Dio. Kate wasn't disastrous, it was just more 'why were they dating in the first place.' Abduxel was awesome until Dorian broke it off by being an ass and having Tobias Matthews tunnel vision. ]
We had just recently, ah, made up back home, so our relationship was on shaky footing then. [ Toby got brought back from the dead due to magic tarot cards. ] We gave each other space here at first, because he didn't want to disturb the life I made for myself. I, however, desperately wanted him to disturb that life, so it should come as no surprise we ended up back together.
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Date: 2015-10-26 04:57 am (UTC)[ But she's happy to be surprised- that was the point, after all. If life was half as predictable as April cynically proclaimed it was, there wouldn't be any fun in living. She'd just take a Polaroid, write her predictions out, and throw herself into a river. ]
So I owe myself a drink.
[ Good thing she has all this vodka ]
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Date: 2015-10-26 05:02 am (UTC)But not right now, back to drinks. ] I can make you a gin and tonic if you want something that doesn't taste like you're drinking bleach.
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Date: 2015-10-26 05:06 am (UTC)[ She would have thought the opposite would be true, that hearing about ~happy~ in other people would just piss her off but...god. She was the most pathetic of them all. It made her feel a little better, that the porter hadn't declared a full war against love. She wanted...
Hm.]
I want- you. Grey. Promise me a boon or whatever. Now, when I'm pathetic, too.
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Date: 2015-10-26 02:49 pm (UTC)But alright. What boon shall I promise?
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Date: 2015-10-26 11:27 pm (UTC)[ Because Will is coming back, no question. It will just have to wait until he comes back from the dead after April kills him for vanishing in the first place. ]
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Date: 2015-10-27 12:02 am (UTC)[ said with a big grin on his face. And glad that she has faith because Dorian would not know what to do if April believed Will wasn't coming back (which for him, is a valid possibility) ] The question now is, Heropa or Maurtia Falls?
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Date: 2015-10-27 12:25 am (UTC)[She just wanted to see the pathetic in person.]
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Date: 2015-10-27 01:42 am (UTC)[ it's gon be soooo pathetic ]
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Date: 2015-10-27 09:43 pm (UTC)[ She takes another big vodka swallow, the lack of a cough after maybe hinting at a life with slightly too many of these nights in it.
But this was a good distraction. Something to look forward to, someone agreeing Will's return was just a matter of time. ]
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Date: 2015-10-27 11:22 pm (UTC)[ said in a teasing tone as he went for more of the wine. ]
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Date: 2015-10-27 11:23 pm (UTC)[ Work, Dorian? Please. You can do that. Even if she wasn't in misery, you can do that. ]
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Date: 2015-10-28 02:16 am (UTC)and nooooo, he don't wanna do work, April. ]
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