are we going to make them with our hands too? little group project after the meal? shit just imagine how big Jeff's hand turkey is going to be that thing will be monstrous
[Can April imagine her husband has enough exasperation to spare for holiday seasons and serial killers? Wait til he refuses to leave the bed on Black Friday.]
besides what are holidays for if not to torture your loved ones?
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Date: 2015-11-26 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-26 06:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-26 06:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-26 07:04 pm (UTC)anything else you want me to pick up while i'm out here with the other idiots who didn't get a turkey a week ago?
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Date: 2015-11-26 07:58 pm (UTC)we have lost childhoods to make up
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Date: 2015-11-26 08:13 pm (UTC)shit
just imagine how big Jeff's hand turkey is going to be
that thing will be monstrous
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Date: 2015-11-27 05:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-27 08:00 pm (UTC)he's part of the family too
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Date: 2015-11-28 05:24 pm (UTC)he's as sick of thanksgiving as the rest of us
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Date: 2015-11-28 07:44 pm (UTC)[Can April imagine her husband has enough exasperation to spare for holiday seasons and serial killers? Wait til he refuses to leave the bed on Black Friday.]
besides
what are holidays for
if not to torture your loved ones?
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:01 pm (UTC)he's leading them in a chorus of turkeys united
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:07 pm (UTC)he knows what needs doing
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-28 11:12 pm (UTC)we could have a vow renewal
people might give us things
for free
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:14 pm (UTC)you owe me another trip to exotic lands
we can send shocking postcards from
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:20 pm (UTC)spain?
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-28 11:36 pm (UTC)is it time to introduce me to the other vampire royalty?
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:40 pm (UTC)time to take what is rightfully ours
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-29 12:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-29 12:07 am (UTC)i'll get on travel plans next week